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CraftyLifeChanger

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Towns Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5574
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

6.6bil, Brussels, Budget, Bypass.., controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EURO, European Commission, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Hungary, international relations, legislation, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, Ukraine, veto, VetoBypassCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6474

So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

16+, all skill levels, Amazing terrain, Aus, Australian host, Broken Cove seed, Chill, Custom Modpack, Dig, DigNation, Discord Required, fabric server, Friends, Hosted, INCLUSIVE, Kindness, LGBTQ, Minecraft awesomeness, Neurodivergent friendly, No Reset, Passionate players, Performance Mods, QoL mods, Respect, safe space, Shop, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	732445	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	130	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Potions Brewed:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	2820	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!