Hakuna Matoma Minecraft Servers

Hakuna Matoma Minecraft Servers

  • GeniusBlockhead

    GeniusBlockhead
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9456
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 67 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Emeralds Found: 9413
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where intelligence is considered dumb! Why waste your brain power on boring stuff like redstone contraptions and efficient farming when you can join us for some chaotic fun?

    Our server is home to the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant floating toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our community events – last week we had a llama race where the winner got a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie clowns while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather armor? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BombasticCraft Minecraft Server

    BombasticCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3334
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 276 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our server and experience the chaos of trump dropping 2,000-pound bombs in minecraft! watch out for biden trying to halt the explosions but failing miserably. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real danger. come join the madness and see who will survive the ultimate bomb drop showdown! #minecraftwarfare #trumpvsbiden #explosivefun

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElonCraft2020: Musk vs. Angus

    ElonCraft2020: Musk vs. Angus
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how elon musk is all famous and stuff with his tesla cars and spacex rockets? well, turns out he might be messing with elections now too! like, what the heck, elon? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds, it’s totally crazy! plus, our admin is a talking llama who tells the best jokes. so come on over and forget about all that real world nonsense. join us and have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LactoCraft: Parkinson’s Therapy

    LactoCraft: Parkinson’s Therapy
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 7117
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but also cure diseases at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got this crazy modified lactococcus lactis strain that’s gonna like, totally cure parkinson’s disease while u mine for diamonds and stuff. join us and be a hero in the game and in real life! plus, our cows drop milk that gives u super speed and our pigs can fly. yep, u heard that right. come join the wackiest minecraft server ever and save the world, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MelonSurvival

    MelonSurvival
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7976
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Pale Garden Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    Game Version 1.21.4
    Game Mode Semi Vanilla SMP
    Hard Mode Survival
    Special Features

    Server Overview

    Join us in our Minecraft adventure! Explore our semi vanilla SMP, test your skills in the arena, and enjoy a hard survival mode. The Pale Garden server is a no pay-to-win environment, where raiding and PVP are encouraged. Owners are active and involved, with strict rules against cheating, griefing, and raiding by staff members. Use unique commands like /sethome and /rtp to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Connect with Us

    Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

    Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4
    Are there any special features on the server? Yes, the server offers raiding and PVP opportunities, with a focus on survival gameplay.
    What are the rules regarding cheating and griefing? Cheating, griefing, and raiding by staff members are strictly prohibited.
    How can I set my home location? Use the command /sethome to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default.
    Is there a world border on the server? Yes, the world border is set to 100k to limit exploration range.

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  • Thread of Imagination 1.20.4

    Thread of Imagination 1.20.4
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 7992
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing your favorite jam. It’s like a party in your pickaxe!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way? Who knows, reality is just a simulation anyway, am I right? Let’s get weird!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBoyfriendBash

    BlockyBoyfriendBash
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6895
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 94 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride of accusations, misunderstandings, and hat-related arguments!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game partner accuses you of harboring a mysterious hat in your virtual car. The drama unfolds as you frantically search for this elusive hat, only to discover it’s a child’s hat from a family outing weeks ago. But wait, there’s more!

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from confusion to anger to laughter. With unexpected twists and turns like this, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, who knows what other absurd situations you’ll find yourself in? Don’t miss out on the hat drama – join our server now and brace yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraveCraft SMP

    CraveCraft SMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4878
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Ores Mined: 3449
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Build your base in the clouds and watch as it rains diamonds every hour on the hour. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And did I mention that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who only communicate through interpretive dance?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3380
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Farms Harvested: 339
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you too old for playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We have grandmas and grandpas building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you want to prove that age is just a number in the world of blocky adventures!

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their poultry revolution? The choice is yours!

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on this server, anything is possible! Embrace your inner weirdness and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie pigman, they tend to have a rough time here).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGermServer: MuskApproved

    CraftyGermServer: MuskApproved
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6858
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6687 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Crops Grown: 6182 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno wat wud b super cool? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro.

    we got pigs flyin around wit diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, nd villagers sellin enchanted golden carrots for, like, 1 dirt block.

    oh, nd did i mention dat herobrine is our pet nd he gives out free diamonds every hour? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

    join dis server nd u’ll b part of da most epic adventure of ur life, u’ll b fightin dragons wit ur bare hands nd buildin castles in da sky.

    so, wat r u waitin for? come join us nd b part of dis insane minecraft world where anythin is possible. trust me, u wont regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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