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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3993 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!
