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HairyManMC SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

BaguetteCraft: Where the only thing getting chopped is creepers!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!

On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Husbands Minecraft – Where Men Get Allowance and Women Rule the Train on Women’s Day!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Crops Grown:	3586	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mines Excavated:	4260
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a totally wacky way! Join us and experience a world where gender inequality doesn’t exist because all the creepers are actually feminists fighting for equal rights!

Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?

Crafty McCraftface Adventures

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9146	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	49	Crops Grown:	9617
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Emeralds Found:	9842	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Votes:	2859
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Gore-tastic Kingdom

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8477
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.