hairy goddesses – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Just when you thought nu-Blizz couldn’t get any lower Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of nothing but diamonds, and fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts the halls, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as you are? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!

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Blocky Strinova Minecraft Server

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Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server called Strinova! It’s like stepping into a magical pixelated wonderland where unicorns roam free and creepers wear tutus.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, the pigs here can fly. Yep, you heard me right. Flying pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs that can serenade you with their beautiful oinks as they soar through the sky.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers on Strinova are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with their top-secret gadgets and gizmos. You never know when you might stumble upon a villager in a tuxedo, ready to take down some baddies.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Just give that pickaxe a swing and voila! Your wildest Minecraft dreams come true.

So, what do we think of Strinova? It’s a place where the absurd becomes the norm and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Ancient Minecraft SMP Legends

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take you on a wild ride through time and culture! Ever wondered what it would be like to live in ancient India, where cow dung was the latest beauty trend? Or maybe you’re more interested in modern day South Korea and Japan, where they’ve left India in the dust and are living their best first world lives.

Join our server and experience the ultimate clash of civilizations, where you can build your own cow dung spa or high-tech skyscraper. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to India’s downfall and help them rise back to their former glory (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of cow dung).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through time and culture, where anything is possible and cow dung is always in fashion. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

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Connect to hlep1kk.aternos.me Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Connect to hlep1kk.aternos.me” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Worldly Birthrate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the real world problems like birthrate decline? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, the only thing declining is the number of creepers trying to blow you up! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic builds, and maybe even a few virtual babies (we promise they won’t affect the birthrate in the real world). So come on, join us and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

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Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3198

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret gardens, killer wives, and glass princesses. Our current special recruits, Grave and Flora, are here to shake things up until December 5th. But don’t worry, we’ve got even crazier events coming up that will blow your mind!

Our costume passes are no joke either – from Cinderella to secret party cleaners, we’ve got it all. And if you think you can handle it, our upcoming costume pass, Volume: Beat the Gun, will test your skills like never before.

But that’s not all – we’ve got codes for days that will unlock exclusive rewards and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, stay tactical and always keep it entertaining!

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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most spooktacular Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content. But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by the ghost of a gamer who rage-quit one too many times.

Join us in Room #490 for the Comic Progress Edition, where we discuss if the wait for new content was worth it. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive /exeg/arbage Site & Archive, where you can uncover the darkest secrets of gaming urban legends.

Feeling brave? Explore our Official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List and dive into the world of Creepypasta Games, Web Series/ARGs, SlenderARGs, and Fearvlogs. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

And if you’re feeling extra daring, join us in the /exeg/ CyTube for a movie night featuring Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big gaming urban legend!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of video game creepypastas and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no telling what horrors you may encounter. See you on the other side, if you dare!

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Desktop Environment SMP – Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between lxqt and cinnamon! Will you choose the fast and unbloated lxqt, or the functionally perfect but kinda ugly cinnamon? It’s a decision that will determine your fate in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of cheese. Anything is possible on our server, so come join the madness and see where your Minecraft adventure takes you!

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Minecraft server: MILF Crushin’ Coworker

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like building a giant statue of your favorite anime character or starting a llama racing league.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

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