hairy asshole – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama
APDaughter, blocked family members, compromising, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s affair, father’s wife, flower girl, FlowerGirl, Minecraft, step-family, uninvited guests, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions
Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.
On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom
Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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PixelPresentz
best gift, cherished gift, favorite gift, gift appreciation, gift exchange, gift giving, gift gratitude, gift happiness, Gift ideas, gift joy, gift love, gift memories, gift sentiment., meaningful gift, memorable gift, PixelPresentz, received gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, unique gift
Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to break out into the Minecraft default dance? Well, get ready to experience that feeling every day on our server! Join us and receive gifts so amazing, you’ll think Santa himself is running the show. From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all – and all you have to do is log in and start playing! Trust us, you won’t find a better gift-giving experience anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start unwrapping those virtual presents!

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Cuban Missile Crafters
atlantic, Crafters, Cuba, Cuban, Cuban waters, defense training, En route, global presence, international relations, long range missiles, maritime security, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercise, Missile, missile drills, naval fleet, naval operations, Russian warships, Show of force, strategic maneuvers, training exercises, transatlantic voyage
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.
like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.
so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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CruelCraft: The Evildoers’ Playground
Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, CruelCraft, Cruelty, Darkness, Depravity, devilry, Evil, Evildoers, heinousness, Immorality, iniquity, maleficence, malevolence, Malice, nefariousness, Playground, sadism, Sin, viciousness, Villainy, wickedness
so come join our minecraft server where we embrace the dark side and unleash our inner evilness! we have lava pits for you to sacrifice your enemies, and a dungeon full of creepy crawlies to battle.
our spawn point is guarded by a giant zombie pigman who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke that makes him laugh.
we have a secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure, but be warned, the walls move and the floor disappears beneath your feet.
if you manage to survive all of that, you can join our evil army and conquer the entire server with your fellow villains.
so come on, join us and let your evil flag fly high!

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EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future
Attitudes, Beliefs, climate action, climate change, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Crafting, EcoGOP, Environment, Environmental Protection, environmental support, Future, gop, Greener, Ideology, Men, Opinions, partisan identity, policy, political affiliation, Politics, REPUBLICAN, republican party
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

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Abaddon – anarcho server minecraft server minecraft
alliances, anarcho server, Battles, clan system, dangerous adventures, donation, fortified fortresses, Glory, minecraft server, PvP, spacious world, unique items, voice chat, Vulture, Wars
On the Abaddon server you will find exciting battles, dangerous adventures and the opportunity to show yourself in all your glory. Create alliances, wage wars, build your own fortified fortresses – here you are your own masters. The server has a clan system, donation, unique items and a spacious world that will provide a large amount of PvP and vulture!The server has voice chat.
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Demonic
Abilities, Adventure, Bosses, Community, Crates, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custombiomes, Customenchants, Customitems, Demonic, Enchantments, Events, Gaming, Gear, Items, Loot, Minecraft, Perks, Pets, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Skills, Survival, Unique Ranks
Welcome to Daemonium – where your adventure transcends the ordinary and dives into the extraordinary! Our server is brimming with exclusive features that promise an unparalleled gaming experience:
🌟 Crates: Unlock extraordinary rewards with our unique and exciting crate system.
🔮 Custom Enchants: Empower your gear with powerful custom enchantments tailored for thrilling gameplay.
⚔️ Custom Items: Discover, craft, and wield unique items that will give you a significant edge in your adventures.
👹 Custom Bosses: Confront and defeat fearsome custom bosses, each designed to challenge your skills and reward you with legendary loot.
🏆 Unique Ranks: Progress through distinctive ranks, each offering exclusive perks and abilities that enhance your journey.
Join our vibrant and dynamic community today, and experience Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to conquer the world of Daemonium and rise to greatness?
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Welcome to The Celestial Realm where a bunch of modded nations fight over virtual land!

Adventures, Avatar, bunch, Celestial, customnpc, Economy, Empire, Factions, Fight, Geopol, innovation, Justice, Land, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, Realm, Server, Superpowers, System, Trade, Troops, virtual, wineland

TheCelestialRealm [modded] {geopol}

Ad sponsored by The Wineland. Learn more about this nation in the server summarized below:

Features	Description
Constant Innovation	Our dedicated server staff are always hard at work. With regular improvements, there’s always something new to discover. We add new tech trees, new origins, new magic powers, new recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.
Thriving Economy	Forge your path to riches with our robust economics. Trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and explore the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.
Justice System	Uphold the law and maintain order. Or heck! Be a crime boss. Either way, the justice system enhances your experience.
Empower Your Avatar	Unlock superpowers, tweak your appearance, arm yourself with firearms, and equip magical gear to suit your playstyle.
Epic Adventures	Explore our vast world and uncover its hidden secrets, from ancient ruins to formidable AI Factions and the remnants of fallen oppressors.
Factions or Factionless?	Build your own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and various soldiers. Join large nations for magical perks or stake your claim in the wilderness for a solitary existence.

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Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules are enforced by our moderators.
Can I form alliances with other players or nations?	Yes, players have the option to form alliances with other players or nations to benefit from mutual cooperation and support.
What kind of quests or missions are available on the server?	There are various quests and missions available for players to undertake, ranging from simple tasks to epic adventures with great rewards.

YeetCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Totally acceptable here. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it!
Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). We’ve got flying llamas, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “Was this ever okay in any year?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

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