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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2184 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
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