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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4352 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
