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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1703 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
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Join our server and experience the thrill of uninviting annoying relatives who don’t appreciate your generosity. Build your own bridal bouquet in-game and show off your creative skills without having to pay $360 for flowers and half an hour of someone’s time.
Don’t worry about entitlement here, we only care about your attitude towards having a good time. So come on in and leave all the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing we prioritize is fun!
