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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6342 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1880 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
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So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the nostalgia of a time when millennial bitches ruled the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this blast from the past!
