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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4607 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
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So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!