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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Magic Items Found:	4086	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a Minecraft master. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, it’s like competitive programming meets Minecraft. You’ll have to solve complex puzzles and riddles just to find your way out of spawn. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe one day they’ll tell stories of your epic adventures around the virtual campfire. See you in the game!

Hey Minecraft SMP essays

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Towns Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	9709
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	248	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	186
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Love Letters Sent:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Towns Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	80	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	71	Runes Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4070

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!