Hainault Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blame It on the Creeper

aggravated burglary, attempted murder, Blame, Central Criminal Court, court appearance, creeper, Daniel Anjorin, East London, failed to live up to namesake, grievous bodily harm, Hainault, Metropolitan Police, Monzo, murder, Old Bailey, police officers, possession of a bladed article., samurai sword, sword attack, teenage boy, van crash, Westminster magistrates court, Your fault

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Votes:	9542
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a sword attack in East London? Look no further! Join our server where the only crashing you’ll experience is crashing into a world of fun and adventure!

Our server is so lit, even Marcus Aurelio Arduini Monzo would want to escape his court appearance to join in on the action. With a samurai style sword in hand, you can battle your way through epic quests and challenges, just like in real life (minus the murder charges, of course).

Forget about the Old Bailey, come to our server and be the hero or villain you’ve always wanted to be. With a bladed article in your inventory, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, you won’t have to worry about nearly severing anyone’s hand, unless it’s a virtual hand in a PvP battle.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

UkrainianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrike, Ammo Dumps, blast, Conflict, drone attack, eastern europe, Fuel, Geopolitics, international relations, long range drones, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, Set Ablaze, Technology, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneWarfare, WARFARE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	652745	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian long-range drones are blasting and setting ablaze russian military airfield fuel and ammo dumps!

why join, u ask? well, because where else can u see such epic battles and explosions in minecraft?! plus, the loot u can get from the wreckage is insane – diamond armor, enchanted weapons, u name it!

not to mention, our community is lit af – everyone is always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic bases or trolling each other with hilarious pranks.

so come on over and join the chaos – who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server!

Crafty Taliban Banter

Afghanistan, banter, bare faces, conservative beliefs, Crafty, cultural restrictions, freedom of expression, gender discrimination, gender inequality, human rights violation, Islamic law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, public ban, religious extremism, social control, Taliban, vice laws, women’s empowerment, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

SocialCraft: DepressoMoodChain

cognitive overload, college student mental health, college students, depressive mood, DepressoMoodChain, digital mental health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health effects, mental health research., Mental well-being, Mobile social media, social comparison, social media addiction, social media impact, social media influence, social media usage, socialcraft, technology impact, technology use, upward social comparison

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Votes:	7399
Villages Defended:	6	New Chunks Explored:	747775
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

so like, u know how college can be super stressful and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could escape all that craziness by diving into a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u forget all about ur depressing mood. like, seriously, this server is so epic that it will make u forget all about ur college stress and make u feel like u are on top of the world.

u see, when u join this server, u will be surrounded by other players who are just as awesome as u are. u will be able to make new friends, build amazing structures, and go on crazy adventures together. and get this, the server is so huge that u will never run out of things to do. like, there are endless possibilities for u to explore and conquer.

but wait, it gets even better. on this server, u will be able to participate in epic battles, go on treasure hunts, and even ride dragons. yes, u heard me right, u can ride freaking dragons. how cool is that?

so if u want to escape from the stresses of college life and have the time of ur life, then u need to join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

alliances, bedrock, console, Cowboy, crate keys, Currency, Discord, friendship, Green.., GreenCraft, hats, java, Lets, map art, Minecraft, Minigames, OUTAGE, Permanent, Play, PORT, Quests, Realms, ruins, smp, Speedos, union, Vanilla, Wars, wearing, WEEKLY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	4847	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	Semi-vanilla 1.21
Cross-Play	Available for both Java and Bedrock players
Features	Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
Upcoming Event	First event this Friday

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

2. What is the server theme?

GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, donald trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president trump, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trump X Space, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crops Grown:	1082
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	7971	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreements, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, historical context, international relations, kyiv, Minecraft, Moscow, new normal, peace negotiations, political dynamics, regional stability, Russian soil, security measures, Server, territorial disputes, Ukrainian presence, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Animals Bred:	182	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	2071
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where kyiv and moscow have switched places and now ukraine is chillin on russian soil like it ain’t no thang. that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans u can expect on our server. join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of confusion. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on over and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!