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JajaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Divine Spears Created:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	165	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Husbands Minecraft – Where Men Get Allowance and Women Rule the Train on Women’s Day!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a totally wacky way! Join us and experience a world where gender inequality doesn’t exist because all the creepers are actually feminists fighting for equal rights!

Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?

Crafty McCraftface Adventures

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3982	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	965411	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	217
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	143	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Gore-tastic Kingdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	566	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

The Toe-tally Awesome Minecraft Server: Where Feet are the Key to Success!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Secret Passages Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Emeralds Found:	5916
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the cutest virtual feet you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can trade in-game items for pictures of your cousin’s feet! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re talking about the real currency here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a toe-tally awesome time!