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JajaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1569	New Chunks Explored:	865627
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Votes:	7603
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

PromethiumCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	251	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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PixelPuzzles Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Votes:	8308
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been trained to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind what she meant by this…whatever “this” is!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.

On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Votes:	8905	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

PixelPresentz

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to break out into the Minecraft default dance? Well, get ready to experience that feeling every day on our server! Join us and receive gifts so amazing, you’ll think Santa himself is running the show. From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all – and all you have to do is log in and start playing! Trust us, you won’t find a better gift-giving experience anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start unwrapping those virtual presents!

Cuban Missile Crafters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.

like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CruelCraft: The Evildoers’ Playground

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so come join our minecraft server where we embrace the dark side and unleash our inner evilness! we have lava pits for you to sacrifice your enemies, and a dungeon full of creepy crawlies to battle.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant zombie pigman who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke that makes him laugh.

we have a secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure, but be warned, the walls move and the floor disappears beneath your feet.

if you manage to survive all of that, you can join our evil army and conquer the entire server with your fellow villains.

so come on, join us and let your evil flag fly high!