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Diarrhea Minecraft SMP Massacre

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2700
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So why are so many Indians dying from diarrhea, you ask? Well, that’s just one of the many mysteries waiting to be solved on our server. Join us today and let the madness begin!

UnforgtbleLifeMomnt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2745
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8893

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in a dark cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire inventory. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that guarantees you’ll never have to deal with those pesky green creatures again! Join us for a chance to experience the most epic and hilarious moments of your Minecraft life, from building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

HeartCraftMC

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Runes Activated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your blocky heart? Well, look no further, because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests. Rumor has it that those who complete his challenges will be rewarded with untold riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner blocky warrior run free. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

NasrallahsDemise Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the funniest mods and craziest builds u ever seen! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can talk, it’s a real party up in here.

u wanna know why u should join? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player on our server found a secret chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when they tried to take it, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and started chasing them around the map! it was hilarious, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a special event every week where players have to fight a dragon while riding on sheep? yeah, it’s as insane as it sounds.

so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and have the time of ur life on our minecraft server!

NasrallahsGoneLOL

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1943	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this server cuz like, the IDF just said Nasrallah is dead on it! Like, can u believe it? We got rid of that dude in Minecraft, how epic is that? Join now to be part of the craziest Minecraft server where we take down world leaders and stuff. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff. Let’s goooooo!

SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

Adventure, Biomes, building, Challenges, Chaos, community-driven, creativity, designs, Discord, emkindap, Exploration, follow, free roam, Ip:, Lite, Minecraft, multiplayer, PORT, PSMP, Resources, rulesem, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Insomniacs SMP – Season 2 Overview

Server Name	Insomniacs SMP – Season 2
Platform	Minecraft Bedrock
Server IP	insomnia.minecraft.pe
Port	60272

About the Insomniacs SMP – Season 2

Attention, Bedrock players! Are you ready for the ultimate Semi-Anarchy, Semi-Modded experience? This season promises a thrilling mix of freedom, survival, and unexpected surprises. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or love teaming up with others, this is your chance to dive into a world where anything can happen!

Join a community-driven world where you can:

Team up or go solo to build mega-bases, explore vast landscapes, and embark on epic adventures.
Take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes and collect rare resources to dominate the server.
Show off your creative building skills with massive structures or intricate designs.

Prepare for the chaos and join the adventure today – Season 2 awaits! Are you ready to survive?

Discord: Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Insomniacs SMP?	Insomniacs SMP is a Minecraft server focused on semi-anarchy and semi-modded gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: insomnia.minecraft.pe and Port: 60272 on your Minecraft Bedrock client.
Is the server community-driven?	Yes, the server encourages players to team up, build together, and create epic adventures.
Are there survival challenges on the server?	Yes, players can take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes to collect rare resources.
How can I show off my creative builds?	You can showcase your creative building skills by constructing massive structures or intricate designs in the world.

Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

Accountability, activism, Apology, Australia, Colonialism, Demand, global awareness, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, imperialism, INEQUALITY, injustice, mexico, Minecraft, neoliberal, neoliberal oppression, Oppression, Poland, reparations, restitution, Server, social justice, solidarity, world countries

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyFriendz

anger issues, birthday gift, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional outbursts., friendship, Gratitude, high school lunch, Jealousy, jewelry, peer pressure, peer relationships, personal boundaries, Respect, self esteem, self worth, social dynamics, teenage drama

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

NasrallahsGoneWild

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!