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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5052 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 507944 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1578 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.
Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.