New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • OrbitMC

    OrbitMC
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2475
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Towns Built: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to OrbitMC!
    We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
    If you are interested in joining our community:
    Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
    https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join OrbitMC? To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
    What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server? A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
    How active is the staff team on OrbitMC? Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
    Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages? OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

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  • Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

    Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6506
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 3858
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

    Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

    Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

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  • ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

    ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4096
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crops Grown: 2301
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 96 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

    Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

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  • ExDogNoEx_GF

    ExDogNoEx_GF
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4168
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

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  • AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

    AttentionHog Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 6064
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Epic Shields Constructed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

    But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

    So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

    LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8542
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9689 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

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  • SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

    SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 5755
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

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  • KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

    KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9904
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

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  • Blocky Family Drama

    Blocky Family Drama
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5742
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Animals Bred: 172

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

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