🔥hahahahhahahah Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

BarkCraft: Methane-Free Zone!

air pollution, atmosphere, BarkCraft, carbon cycle, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, climate change, climate solutions, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas, methane, MethaneFree, Natural solutions, Nature-based solutions, research, study, sustainable solutions, tree bark, Zone

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so like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u find out that tree bark is like, saving the planet from global warming and stuff. like, who knew that those pixelated trees were the real MVPs, amirite? come join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have like, talking cows and flying pigs. it’s a real party up in here. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

GangyGangy

building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Explore, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, GangyGangy, Improvement, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Open, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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This server is brand new and open to everyone. Any amount of feedback would be apperciated for improvement towards the server. Thank you!

gangygangy.apexmc.co:25912

V For Vanilla – Where the only thing sweeter than the game is our puns! 1.21 update, No Map Resets!

authentic vanilla, Cheating, Community, dedicated hosting, DOXING, Finland server, Game, Griefing, international players, java server, Map, non-moderated chat, Puns, PvP, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, smp server, Spawn area, sweeter, TNT bombers, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, update, Vanilla, world border

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Brief Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

No, we aim to keep the gameplay experience vanilla without any mods or plugins.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to engage in PvP and griefing is also allowed.

Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build wherever they like within the world border, there are no specific restrictions on building structures.

Is there a way to protect my items or base?

There are no specific protection plugins on the server, so players must rely on their skills to protect their items and bases.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and experience the vanilla gameplay with you.

RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server

2×4, accident, Bed.., carelessness, Caution, danger, Floor, forgetful, Forgot, hazard, injury, Minecraft, morning, negligence, Precaution, reminder, rusty nail, RustyNailCraft, Safety, Server, sharp object, Sleep, Wake Up

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Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).

PragueSMP – NoSufferingAllowed

coping, czech republic, emotional distress, Emotional healing, Europe, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, Mental well-being, mindfulness, NoSufferingAllowed, Pain, Prague, PragueSMP, resilience, self-care, Stress Management, Suffering, Support, Therapy, travel

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you definitely won’t suffer like you would in Prague! Why suffer in a beautiful city like Prague when you can join our server and have a blast?

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with your trusty pet chicken by your side. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to turn into a blocky superhero and save the world from evil mobs. Who needs Prague when you can be a Minecraft superhero?

So what are you waiting for? Leave Prague in the dust and come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

SisSwapFailCraft

Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional attachment, emotional expression, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, Grief, Grieving Process, Loss, mourning, parental grief, parental judgement, sibling relationships, SisSwapFailCraft, sisterly bond

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Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, ghostly encounters, and emotional rollercoasters!

Witness the epic tale of a family torn apart by grief, as the youngest daughter tries to fill the shoes of her deceased sister. Will she succeed in becoming the new queen bee of the family, or will her parents put a stop to her shenanigans?

Explore haunted graveyards, eerie mansions, and mysterious forests as you navigate through the twisted dynamics of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to support the rebellious daughter or stand by the side of the grieving parents?

Join now and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate showdown for the title of the favorite child! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story unfolding in our Minecraft server. It’s a family affair like no other!

LieCraft SMP: “I totally didn’t steal your diamonds”

BETRAYAL, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, diamonds, Didnt, dishonesty, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, LieCraft, Lies, Manipulation, relationships, Secrets, smp, steal, Totally, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Join our Minecraft SMP where lying is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement! We have a whole town dedicated to fibbing and deceit, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous tall tales. Need a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that the server owner once convinced a creeper to do the Macarena before blowing up. And don’t even get us started on the time someone convinced a group of skeletons that they were actually dancing in a flash mob. So come on down to our SMP and let your inner Pinocchio run wild!

BlockyLoveIsland

“Youth, adult life, BlockyLoveIsland, Casual Sex, DATING, Dating History, dating patterns, hooking up, Hookups, intimate moments, love life, one night stands, past relationships, Personal experiences, relationship history, relationships, romantic encounters, sexual experiences, social life, THIRTIES, twenties

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hookup hotspot! We’ve got players from all over the world ready to mingle and craft some love connections. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you in our virtual world? Join now and see if you can find your player two!

SolidStateCraft

#Automotive, 20-year lifespan, 600-mile range, 9-minute charging, eco-friendly, Electric Car, Electric Vehicle, energy storage, ev, fast charging, Future, green technology, high performance, innovation, lithium-ion, long-lasting, samsung, solid-state battery, SolidStateCraft, sustainable, Technology

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lol imagine driving a minecraft car for 600 miles without stopping to charge the battery. this server is like that, but with minecraft blocks instead of cars. our solid-state EV battery will last for 20 years in game time, so you can play for hours on end without worrying about running out of power. and get this, you can charge it in just 9 minutes! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life.

TrashCraft: The Aftermath

aftermath, Behavior, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, community cleanliness, culture, Disrespect, environmental impact, Etiquette, food waste, Garbage, habits, littering, movie experience., movie theatre, moviegoers, public spaces, social responsibility, societal norms, sustainable practices, TrashCraft, waste management

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2923
Void Gems Collected:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	8332
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	865150
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	179	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	288	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	3073	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Towns Built:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8639	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Comprehensive hahahahhahahah Minecraft Servers

Brief Overview:

Server Info:

Server Rules:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Is there a way to protect my items or base?

Can I invite friends to join the server?