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Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Emeralds Found:	712	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	2370	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	1986	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	59	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!