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Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ores Mined:	796	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

Arrest warrant, arrested, Attorney, celebrity news, court case, criminal charges, DiddyCraft, entertainment industry, famous musician, Hip Hop, legal defense, legal issues, legal proceedings, legal representation, legal trouble, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music mogul, new york, police custody, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	470
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

coordinated campaign, Disinformation, election interference, EuroDisinfoWars, European Parliament elections, european politics, fake news, far-right parties, foreign influence, information warfare, internal documents, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leaked documents, Misinformation, political manipulation, political propaganda, propaganda center, russian campaign, Russian meddling, social media platforms, Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	271678
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	300	Potions Brewed:	119

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!

Superbug Survival Server

antibiotic effectiveness, antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic resistance, Antimicrobial resistant pathogens, antimicrobial stewardship, bacterial infections, deaths, drug resistant infections, Epidemic, future projections, global threat, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, infectious diseases, Lancet study, mortality rates, public health, Server, Superbug, superbugs, Survival, worldwide

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!

Blue Mtn SMP

Active Staff, AUTOMATED, backups, Blue Mtn Society, Discord, Double Drops, Economy, grief protections, MCMMO, Network, no down times, no item purchases, PvP, Sept 2025, SETTLEMENT, Shop, Simple Rules, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Wars

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.

> Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO

https://discord.gg/bluemtn

mc.bluemtnsociety.com

Evil Within Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bethesda Softworks, Dark Atmosphere, Evil, Gaming, horror game, intense gameplay, jump scares, Laura Victoriano, Let’s Play, Minecraft, Monsters, playthrough, psychological horror, Ruvik, Sebastian Castellanos, Server, Shinji Mikami, STEM, survival horror, terrifying experience, the evil within, video game

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	56	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave adventure, danger, and a touch of evil? Then come join our server, where the mobs are extra spooky and the creepers have a wicked sense of humor!

Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!

WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Analysis, anger, Behavior, Beliefs, confusion, criticism, culture, disbelief, Frustration, Issues, Mentality, Minecraft, Observation, perspective, Politics, Problems, question.., Reflection, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, WTF

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

RentRageCraft

bond payment, borrowing money, Demands, falling out, flatmate, friendship, Liability, money owed, moving out, new tenant, parents, payment, rent withholding, RentRageCraft, Resentment, SAVING, savings, Timeline, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unconcerned

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and friendship gone wrong!

Picture this: you and your flatmate (who may or may not owe you money) are living in a virtual flat together. You have to navigate through trust issues, friendship struggles, and financial disputes all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to forgive your flatmate for their mistakes? Will they ever pay you back that bond money? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have special challenges where you have to quit your virtual job, avoid interacting with certain virtual friends, and even move out of your virtual flat to prove your loyalty. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!