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AllTheGirlsGetMyDiamonds

AllTheGirlsGetMyDiamonds, Authenticity, Charm, Communication, Confidence, DATING, FLIRTING, genuine, Honesty, humor, Individuality, Men, pickup lines, player, rejection, relationships, Responses, self-assurance, sincerity, Social Skills, WIT

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of being accused of using the same cheesy pick-up lines on all the ladies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our players are so unique and diverse that you’ll never have to repeat a line again – unless you want to, of course. Join us and experience a world where every interaction is as fresh and exciting as a newly mined diamond!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of talking cows who give out dating advice in exchange for buckets of milk. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

NukeCraft: Fueling Growth!

Alliance, Aukus, Australia, Defense, defense capabilities, defense industry, fuel growth, Fueling, Geopolitical, growth, healey, international relations, Military, naval power, nuclear submarine project, nukecraft, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Submarine Technology, Technology, United Kingdom, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Votes:	5380
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	525

lol come join our minecraft server its like a nuclear submarine project but without the danger lol. Healey says it will fuel growth but we say it will fuel FUN. come build your own underwater base and launch missiles at your enemies (just kidding, no missiles allowed lol). Swim with the dolphins and explore the depths of the ocean, all while avoiding the occasional nuclear meltdown (again, just kidding lol). Join now for a radioactive good time!

DinoGhostHunters

Ancient, apparitions, DinoGhostHunters, Dinosaurs, eerie, Extinct, folklore, Fossils, Ghosts, Haunted, Haunting, Legends, Mysterious, Mythological, Paranormal, prehistoric, Specters, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, unexplained

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	7603	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, u know how u always play minecraft and u never see any dinosaurs? well, on this server, u see them all the time! they roam around and u can ride them and stuff. but be careful, cuz some of them are haunted by the ghosts of the dinosaurs and they will try to eat u! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join our server for a dino-tastic time and see if u can survive the haunted dinosaurs!

CRAZY VARIANT ANARCHY(SMP+PVP)

1.12, 1.20.6, Anarchy, Bedwars, crazy, Discord, Earth, Fun, invite, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Modified, PvP, Server, SHvzfr9Z5G, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, variant, ww3

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Its an anarchy server but it a variation of anarchy,ww3 starting *I installed a few things to make the server interesting*You can join the server from 1.12 to 1.20.6Have fun in the server:)Discord:discord.com/invite/SHvzfr9Z5G

1p9w.ddns.net:3041

Grass Stacks, Australia’s Most Rewarding City – Apply Now for Only the Whitelisted Survivors!

Adventure, application, apply, Australias, building, city, Community, completion, Discord, Events, GRASS, Hyperactive, INFORMATION, Levels, Loot, mic, Modded, Mods, progress, Qol, rewarding, Season, Server, stacks, survivors, Towns, Treasure, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7326
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview:

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Vanilla+++ feeling with added mods for building and adventuring
Commands	/home, /sethome, teleporting commands, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, emphasis on community and town building
Server Life	Scripted dungeons, rewards, community events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the server?

You can apply and get more information by joining our discord server at: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

We prefer players to be 18+ for a mature environment.

3. What mods are added to the server for gameplay?

Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also QoL mods like “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

4. Are there any special rewards or events on the server?

Players can participate in scripted dungeons with rewards, as well as community events to enjoy and build a closer community.

5. Is the server active and how long has it been running?

This season has been running since early April, 2024. Please note that activity may vary due to personal commitments of players.

BulletInch Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination attempt, attempted murder, bullet, BulletInch, Christian, Conspiracy, disbelief, dream, fear, Inch, killing, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Political, Server, shock, signs, strange, surreal, timeline shift, trump, violence

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3435	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Trump couldn’t escape the chaos! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging bullets and surviving assassination attempts just like the former president. It’s like living in a crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a server that will leave you questioning reality. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a conspiracy theory or two. Join now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

GoneGamerz Minecraft Server

acceptance, confusion, coping, death, disbelief, emotional pain, GoneGamerz, Grief, healing, Heartache, long tail grief tags, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Questioning, Remembrance, Sadness, Server, Support, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger for adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures.

But beware, for the legend says that the server’s founder, Lady Llama, met a tragic end when she was struck by a lightning bolt while riding a pig. Some say her spirit still roams the server, seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge her legacy.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind Lady Llama’s untimely demise. Or maybe you’ll just have a great time building pixelated castles and riding on flying turtles. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride on our server.

DadLiesNotMyFaultMom

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, DadLiesNotMyFaultMom, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, father lies, Grief, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, Loss, Motherhood, new mom, parenting, relationships, Resentment, stepmom, Support, teenage struggles, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	76
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of your stepmom trying to replace your real mom? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will try to mother you against your will! Our server is a safe space for all those who want to build without the drama of family dynamics. Plus, we have a special “No Step-parents Allowed” rule to ensure your gaming experience is stepmom-free. So come join us and build your dream world without any unwanted parental figures getting in the way!

CraftyCharlatans

charlatans, con artists, conning careers, conning professions, CraftyCharlatans, deceitful careers, deceitful jobs, deceitful professions, deceptive professions, deceptive workers, dishonest careers, dishonest jobs, dishonest professions, fraudulent jobs, fraudulent occupations, fraudulent professions, fraudulent workers, Professions, scam artists, scamming careers, scamming occupations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8772	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you aspiring charlatans out there!

Join us and become a master trickster, fooling your friends and enemies with your cunning ways. Whether you’re a sneaky thief, a mischievous prankster, or a smooth-talking con artist, there’s a profession for every charlatan on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of shape-shifting aliens who are using it as a front to gather data on human behavior. So not only will you be honing your deception skills, but you’ll also be helping to save the planet from an alien invasion. How’s that for a reason to join?

So come on down to our server and let your inner charlatan run wild. Just be careful not to get caught in your own web of lies… or do, because that’s half the fun!

CraftyTrumpRallyShootout

campaign rally, condemns, CraftyTrumpRallyShootout, current events, Diplomatic, Government, Gun Violence, Incident, international relations, investigation, News, Politics, Presidential election, Safety, SECURITY, Shooting, Statement, taiwan, trump, united states, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	255	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	191
Players Killed by Monsters:	1161	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trump campaign rally in taiwan! we got explosions bigger than political scandals and more chaos than a presidential debate. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and excitement. who needs politics when you can be building your own empire in our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!