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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical banana pickaxe! Our server is run by a team of mischievous leprechauns who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and groovy skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your socks off as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

Oshi’s Minecraft Madness – Where supporting your favorite idol leads to epic adventures with minecraft hahaha

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time itself.

Once upon a time, there was a player who did nothing but support his favorite Minecraft YouTuber, his “oshi” if you will. Little did he know, the other players on the server were secretly jealous of his undying loyalty. So they banned him! Can you believe it? The poor guy just wanted to show some love and got kicked to the curb for it.

But fear not, dear player, for on this server, we welcome all you crazy stans with open arms. In fact, we encourage you to shout your love from the mountaintops (or, you know, in the chat box). Because here, we believe in freedom of expression, even if that expression is just a bunch of heart emojis and “notice me senpai” messages.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you’ll be banned for is NOT being a super fan of your favorite Minecraft influencer. Let your stan flag fly high, my friends! Let’s show the world that love knows no bounds, even in the virtual realm.

Slide mc

Arena Pvp, PvP

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SLIDE MC IS A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YOU CAN PLAY LIFESTEAL AND OTHER MINI GAMES SO DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME VOTE NOWW !!

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Otiz Prison

Prison, PvP

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A well built prison server that could really use some help from some players to get bigger, Any questions? then contact the owner at: [email protected]

GS74.swifthosting.dk:25573

Death mc vote

Minez

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Server IP: DeathMc.mine.bz:38006

DeathMc.mine.bz:38006

iGames Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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We have several servers to offer you! RankUP Prime (ViPs with in-game money) Survival Classic (Survival Classico) TeamMagicBattle (Minigame Nosso) BedWars (In development)

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Prison Island Classic Prison

Prison, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Classic Prison Server with a custom drugs system and ranks, Run by the staff of the famous Convicted prison server

mc-prisonisland.com

Thedragonfire

smp, Survival

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Welcome to our Minecraft server – a world of boundless creativity and endless adventures! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable journey in this vibrant, player-driven community that celebrates the spirit of collaboration and imagination.

🌲 Survival Wonderland 🌲 Step into a lush and expansive survival world teeming with natural wonders. From towering mountains to sprawling plains, dense forests, and mysterious caves, every corner is a sight to behold. Gather resources, build your dream home, and team up with friends to conquer the challenges that lie ahead.

dragonsfire.d-serv.eu:25574

MINELINK

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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PLAY.MINELINK.NET – NEW SERVER – FACTIONS, CANNON, HCF BUILD, PRACTICE, KITPVP, OPPVP, SKYBLOCK, PRISON, SURVIVAL, CREATIVE, KITPVP, SKYWARS, PARKOUR, OPSKYBLOCK, OPSURVIVAL and many more coming soon.

minelink.net

DKserver 2

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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DKServer 1.14-1.15.x DK2.mine.gg Forum: www.dkserver.info Facebook page: DK Commune Facebook group: DKserver

dk2.mine.gg:10134

Blissmc

Box, Practice, Survival

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Server IP: blissmc.org

blissmc.org

Starpixel Prison

Prison, PvP

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Starpixel Prison has custom pickaxes with custom textures, custom weapons, inventory pets, dungeons in specific mines with custom dungeon monsters varying in difficulty. We also offer prison tokens, player skills, 70+ custom enchantments, crates, donator mines, plots and a free world

play.starpixel.network

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	759
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mines Excavated:	4672	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5435
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Emeralds Found:	7209	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2214	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2280	Zombie Dances:	0

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Crops Grown:	3622	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1398
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	106
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

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