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Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

Anon, blind date, Connection, dreamy, erm, EXCITEMENT, family, Future, great idea, Happy, hopeful, INTERESTING, Kids, long term, love, Minecraft, new beginning, Potential, relationship, romance, Server, Surprise, unexpected, wow

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, computer etiquette, computer munching, computer usage, desk dining, digital dining, eating habits, Healthy Eating, Hungry, lunch breaks, meal planning, Minecraft, multitasking, office meals, on-the-go eating, online dining, productivity, screen time, smp, Snacking, technology and food, virtual lunch, work snacks, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	9435
Towns Built:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

PixelKindness

compassion, Empathy, feel-good moment, Generosity, Gratitude, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, Impact, inspirational act, Kindness, Making A Difference, PixelKindness, positive impact, positivity, Random act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

2020 presidential election, democratic process, discouragement, elections, electoral fraud, fraudulent, FunkyBlockz, High-profile claims, impact on elections, Misinformation, Myth, normal turnout, political claims, political manipulation, public trust, short-lived effects, subsequent elections, temporary drop, trump, Trump supporters, turnout, voter behavior, voter engagement, voter participation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	6794
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Anarchy, Cases, GLACIO, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	5581	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

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/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

#youtube, Chill, Community, Content Creator, cute, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, Ironmouse, Minecraft, Mouse, Music, ONLINE, Server, STREAMS, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual streamer, vods, vshojo

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

Altered Reality, altered state, awake, Being, Consciousness, dreamlike state, enter, FATIGUE, insomnia, mental state, Minecraft, Mode, new mode, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, sleeplessness consequences, sleeplessness effects, sleeplessness symptoms, sleeplessness treatment, smp, stay, stay awake, Transcendence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1832
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

CheeseburgerCraft

Cheat Meal, CheeseburgerCraft, comfort food, comfort meal, crave, DELICIOUS, diet, diet cheat meal, diet splurge, fast food, fast food addiction, fast food cravings, Favorite, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, satisfying, temptation, Treat, Unhealthy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

care, EmoCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3840	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Animals Bred:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!