RedditorFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	3832

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Loot: Lifetime Supply Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6180
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Congratulations on winning a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought! Now imagine if that last thing was… diamond swords! Yes, that’s right, you’ll never run out of diamond swords on our Minecraft server. Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you the power of flight. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is also home to a clan of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to serenade you with their explosive harmonies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IronDragonCraft

Animal Behavior, biology, CARNIVORES, discovery, evolutionary adaptation, flesh tearing, Indonesian wildlife, iron-tipped teeth, IronDragonCraft, King’s College London, Komodo dragons, LIZARD, natural history, predator, predatory species, reptiles, research, scientists, teeth structure, venomous bite, wildlife

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	4758
Dragon Eggs Found:	9200	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Komodo dragons with iron-tipped teeth roaming around! Yeah, you heard that right, these bad boys are ready to tear into flesh and cause chaos. But don’t worry, our players have tamed them and now they’re our loyal protectors. Plus, our scientists at King’s College London have been studying them and they found out some crazy stuff. So if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world with deadly dragons and groundbreaking research, then this is the server for you! Join now and let the adventure begin!

ForeheadGainsCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	5255
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your forehead muscles grow so big that you can touch the sky! imagine walking around with a forehead so massive that birds mistake it for a landing pad. not only that, but we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insanity? come join us and let’s see how high we can make those foreheads grow!

FemCraft: Where Feminist Values Enhance Relationships

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we have like, feminist heterosexual men who are totally cool with their feminist values and their sexual desires, like, totally coexisting in harmony. it’s like, a magical land where everyone communicates openly and respects each other, even when they’re building giant phallic structures out of blocks. it’s, like, a utopia of equality and understanding, man. come join us and be a part of this epic journey to build a world where feminism and sexuality can totally get along. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join, right?

MineWither

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Server Multiplayer Survival PVP Community Friendly Cracked Lifesteal Ban Hearts Toxicity Vote Play IP PORT New Fun Growth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Potions Brewed:	97	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

This a new cracked new lifesteal server– Lifesteal is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows players to steal hearts from one another when they’re killed, but beware, once you hit 0 Hearts, you’ll be Temporarily Banned from Lifesteal! and we promise you are going to ever get bored or find any toxicity as we want to grow our community friendly. You can join the server by using the IP- Mine.Wither.Best and PORT- 25565. If you like the server don’t forgot to vote on it and play regularly.

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Inmortals

1.20.4, Chile, INMORTALS, non-premium, Server, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Towny Communities, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Servidor No Premium 1.20.4 Welcome to our server! Main features: Game Mode: Survival Towny Vanilla Version: 1.20.4 Spanish Language Server location: Chile Access: Non-Premium Towny Communities: Create and manage your own town with your friends. Set rules, build structures, and expand your territory. Vanilla Experience: Enjoy the game in its purest form, without excessive modifications that alter the original Minecraft gameplay.

104.234.7.114:25645

Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

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Elevate SMP Server

Looking for a new SMP? Join Elevate SMP in our ongoing season, Season Zero, as we look to grow our community for the new 1.21 update!

Elevate is a friendly, Vanilla+ SMP full of creative and talented builders, technical players, and community members. We are a community that places a great emphasis on player engagement and companionship.

Some of the server’s features include:

Feature	Description
Live Map Support	Squaremap
Creative Server Access	Access to a creative server
Mini Block Trades	Trading mini blocks
Extra Armor Trims	Additional armor trims
Custom Tool Trims	Customized tool trims
More Mob Heads	Additional mob heads
Player Head Drops	Drops from player heads
Armor Statues	Special armor statues

If you’re interested in joining our community, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Elevate SMP Server?

A: Fill out the google form linked above and we will review your application.

Q: Is Elevate SMP a Vanilla server?

A: Elevate SMP is a Vanilla+ server, meaning we have some additional features beyond vanilla Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining Elevate SMP?

A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community.

Q: What is Season Zero of Elevate SMP?

A: Season Zero is the ongoing season of Elevate SMP as we prepare for the new 1.21 update.

FrenchFam Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caution, concern, Crisis, current events, Europe, family, fear, France, FrenchFam, International, loved ones, Minecraft, News, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, travel, uncertainty, vigilance, worry

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Animals Bred:	83
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of worrying about your family in France? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to distract you with endless fun and laughter! Join us and build a virtual Eiffel Tower to protect your loved ones from any potential disasters. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where creepers are the only thing you need to worry about? So come on, join us and let’s show France that our virtual blocky world is where the real action is!

KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	99	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

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