New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Minecraft SMP: /aicg/ – AI Chatbot Gang

    Minecraft SMP: /aicg/ – AI Chatbot Gang
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6078
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 999 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3710
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also building epic structures and battling virtual llamas! Our latest update includes the release of Mistral Large 2, which is 60% cheaper than a 3.5-turbo llama (yes, llamas are our currency now). But that’s not all, we also have Claude 3.5 Sonnet, which outperforms Opus and can recite Shakespearean sonnets while mining for diamonds.

    To join our server, you must first pass the test of seeing all the cards in chub (don’t ask what that means, just do it). And make sure to enable nsfw/nsfl content and clear your blacklist for maximum fun. Our lore is so epic, it rivals the tales of Herobrine himself.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is for the bots! We have AI chatbots that can outbuild any player and outwit any creeper. Visit characterhub.org for a chance to chat with Miku herself (yes, she’s a bot now). And don’t forget to check out our botmaking guides, because who needs redstone when you have AI?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build, chat, and llama our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 6234
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So you thought you were joining just any old Minecraft server, huh? Think again, my friend! This server is like the US Men’s Soccer team – full of surprises and questionable decisions. But hey, at least we’re entertaining, right?

    Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.

    So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StinkSisCraft Minecraft Server

    StinkSisCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 3045
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Votes: 8445
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and challenges you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Build insane structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our world.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter the legendary Smelly Sister boss. This boss is known for its overpowering stench that can knock you out with just one whiff. Defeat the Smelly Sister and earn the title of Deodorant Master!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of body odor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalMedNeglectCraft

    ParentalMedNeglectCraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 1992
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Mines Excavated: 1160
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for outrageous fun and crazy stories like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server!

    Explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and epic boss battles. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

    And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for asking for help like some parents might. In fact, we encourage you to speak up if you need assistance or just want to chat with our friendly community of gamers.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of fun and excitement.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoLoveJustBlocks

    NoLoveJustBlocks
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 9858
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the constant nagging from your significant other to tie the knot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and receive a daily payment of $1000 just for staying single in the virtual world. Who needs love when you have diamonds and emeralds, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the one funding this operation, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Say goodbye to relationships and hello to riches on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SenselessCraft

    SenselessCraft
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 1538
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a place where the flowers of common sense are wilted and all that’s left is pure chaos and craziness. That’s, like, the vibe of this Minecraft server, dude. We’ve got pigs flying, chickens wearing sunglasses, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride, man.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’re more into building a giant toilet house complete with flushing mechanisms and toilet paper dispensers. The possibilities are endless, my friend.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got a secret society of cow ninjas who will challenge you to epic duels at the drop of a hat. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that is said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it.

    So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, common sense need not apply here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • All the Mods 9 – Flying High with Mods and Mayhem!

    All the Mods 9 – Flying High with Mods and Mayhem!
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8690
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Modpack Version IP Address
    ATM 9 – To the Sky 1.0.0 atm9sky.silverkeepmc.com

    We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

    We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join our server, simply connect using the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players to join and play.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. You can find them listed on our Discord server or in our in-game spawn area.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TekkenCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    TekkenCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 5231
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to fight against other players in epic Tekken 8 battles! That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters with their own special moves and combos. Get ready to unleash your inner martial artist and show off your skills in the ultimate virtual fighting arena.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wackiest community you’ll ever come across. From building giant statues of Tekken characters to organizing in-game dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground fighting ring where players bet diamonds on the outcome of matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be throwing virtual punches and kicks in a Tekken 8 showdown? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DogeCraft Minecraft Server

    DogeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5701
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, sh*t is literally hitting the fan and flying past $10 per plebbit!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows judged by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to buy enchanted weapons and armor. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where every block is made of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 855
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 291 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a new escape? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any judgment or emotional baggage.

    We understand the struggles of dealing with unsupportive parents during a divorce, which is why our server is the perfect place to escape to. Build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted family drama or create a beautiful garden to relax and unwind.

    Join now and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoDaughterNoPlayMC

    NoDaughterNoPlayMC
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4994
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 42 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Potions Brewed: 49 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9295 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where parents actually care about their kids? Look no further than our server! We promise not to let your child walk home with a broken arm, unlike some other parents out there. Our virtual world is a safe haven where kids can play without fear of neglectful adults. Join now for a crazy good time and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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