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DislikeCraft Minecraft Server

animosity, attitude, BIAS, Conflict, dislike, DislikeCraft, emotions, Enjoy, feelings, Game, grudge, hate, judgment, Minecraft, Must, NEGATIVE, opinion, people, Personal, perspective, Resentment, Rivalry, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of playing on servers where people you dislike are having a grand old time? Well, fear not! Join our server where we guarantee none of those pesky individuals will ever set foot!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!

DigimonCraft SMP: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

animated, Anime, Battles, Characters, coolest designs, Creatures, Defeat, Digimon, DigimonCraft, Digital Monsters, Evolution, first fight, Franchise, Gotta, jobber forms, lost every other fight, Monsters, series, smp, television, Underdog, video games, Weak

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	1818	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where you can show off the coolest designs in the franchise! We’ve got players who are essentially jobber forms – they may have won their first fight, but they’ve lost every other fight in the series. But hey, that just adds to the hilarity and chaos of our server! Join us for insane battles, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs to win every fight when you can have this much fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creep, creepycraft, dancing, DISRESPECTFUL, Drunk, fed up, Friend, inappropriate, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, Server, Shocked, Show, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys at parties? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing hard is the diamond ore you’ll be mining! No more awkward encounters or uncomfortable conversations, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is filled with hilarious moments like the time Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up, thinking it was a new feature in the game. Or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild pigs, only to have them turn on them and start a rebellion.

Join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even some unexpected “hard” moments (but in a totally non-creepy way). So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hard for is the next epic build!

DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded

abandonment, Accountability, blended family, Cheating, communication breakdown, DadMadeHisOwnMess, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Manipulation, neglect, NoHelpNeeded, parental issues, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	405
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more messed up than my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like my dad’s love life.

We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, Versatile

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	491778	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

SubtitlingCraft

accessibility, attention to detail, audiovisual aids, closed captions, concentration, enhanced experience, film enthusiasts, Focus, foreign language films, hearing impaired, immersive viewing experience, language skills, movie buffs, reading along, Subtitles, SubtitlingCraft, television shows, understanding dialogue, viewing preferences, visual learners, watching habits

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Crops Grown:	2121	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Do you ever wonder why some people watch everything with subtitles? Well, we have the answer for you – they’re all secretly trying to decipher the hidden messages in our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is filled with secret codes and clues that only those with a keen eye for subtitles can uncover. Join us and become a master codebreaker in the wacky world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant access to those who can solve their riddles. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unravel the mysteries of subtitles, come join us on our epic quest for hidden treasures and llama wisdom!

RoyalDrive Minecraft Server

Amalia, Apology, apology statement, arrested, controversy, Driving, Dutch monarchy, Dutch Royal Family, law enforcement, legal issue, Media, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, public figure, radio dj, route, RoyalDrive, Royalty, scandal, Server, traffic incident, traffic violation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!

One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?

But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!

TeleJailCraft

arrest, arrested, CEO, Communication, Digital, Founder, French airport, internet, investigation, law enforcement, messaging app, News, Pavel Durov, privacy, Report, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology company, Telegram, TeleJailCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested at a french airport? ya, it’s like the wildest thing ever! but don’t worry, that dude was just tryna join our server and got caught up in some mix-up.

anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.

so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!

Parental Neglect Craft

birth order, Childhood, Craft, family bond, family dynamics, family relationships, family roles, family structure, family time, neglect, Parental, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, time spent, youngest child

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5022	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!

FinalHopeMC

407, AVOID, cancer patients, cherish, death, end of life, Enjoy, final act of hope, final road, FinalHopeMC, giving up, Hope, Links, new study, non-curative, pain relief, palliative care, Patients, see it as, study, Wanting

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where u can find hope even in the darkest of times! we got 407 cancer patients who r linking palliative care to hope and final acts of joy! forget giving up, come cherish and enjoy with us on this wild journey to the end! who knew u could find so much fun in pain relief at end-of-life?! join now for a truly unique and uplifting experience!