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Pixelated Places: Where Real Life Meets Video Games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	259
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life video game location come to life! Imagine battling creepers in the streets of New York City, or mining for diamonds in the depths of the Grand Canyon.

Join our server for a chance to explore iconic video game locations like the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and even the Death Star! Our server is so epic, even the NPCs have their own side quests for you to complete.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the server that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Are you brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate video game adventure of a lifetime!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

Anime-free Zone: Stop Watching Anine Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Tired of watching anime all day? Well, it’s time to put down the remote and pick up your pickaxe on our Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring cartoons when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures with your friends?

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes in town. We’ve got diamond armor that sparkles brighter than your future, and our villagers are so friendly they’ll trade you emeralds for your most useless junk.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So if you’re feeling brave enough to take on the legendary ghost of Minecraft, come join us and see if you can survive his spooky shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Stop watching anime and start crafting your own epic story on our Minecraft server. Who needs Naruto when you can be the hero of your own pixelated world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Masterpieces… and NSFW!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to Loli’s your milf Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through the post-apocalyptic wasteland of FALLOUT, where you can explore new user guides, controlnets, animations, block merging, and so much more!

Our server is so comfy and easy to use, with Node-based ComfyUI and Automatic1111 making everything a breeze. Plus, we have Forge, SD.Next, Easy Diffusion, and all the tools you need to survive in this crazy world.

But that’s not all! Dive into our collection of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for those who like to live life on the edge.

And if you need a break from the chaos, check out our wiki, LoRa Training, tags for prompting, PonyXL information, embeddings, OP Pasta, and so much more. With related boards like /h/hdg, /e/sdg, /d/nai, /g/sdg, /aco/sdg, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, and /soc/ai+nude, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what adventures await you in the world of Loli’s your milf Edition Minecraft server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

VoteCraft: Because Creeper Presidents Need Your Support!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchantments Applied:	266
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. But beware, there’s a secret underground dungeon where the legendary Notch himself challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant ice cream cone? Or battled it out in a PvP arena filled with bouncing slime blocks? Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft community out there. And remember, if you don’t vote, the llamas will come for you. And trust me, you do not want to mess with the llamas.

Vtuber Valley – Where Aspiring Minecraft Stars Shine Bright!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of streaming to an empty chat room with crickets as your only audience? Join our Minecraft server and become a Vtuber sensation overnight! Our server is filled with virtual avatars giving and receiving advice on how to become the next big thing in the Vtubing world.

Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? We have experts who can guide you in the right direction. Want to know if there’s an audience for you doing something outrageous like juggling flaming cats? We’ve got the answer for you!

Need help editing your clips to make them more entertaining? We’ve got a list of video editors that will make your content pop like never before. And if you have any questions, don’t be afraid to ask – our community is here to help you succeed!

Join our server now and get ready to audition for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, and FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION. Who knows, you could be the next virtual superstar to take the internet by storm!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and start your journey to Vtuber fame today!

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dimension Hops:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
New Chunks Explored:	79681	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	76
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!