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Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

4chan, 4chan raid, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyber attack, desu, Epic, Exploding, hacker raid, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet subculture, lulz machine, meme, Minecraft, moot, Online Community, online mischief, party van, trolling, viral content

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7628
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

abusive ex, bad friend, Be me, Bipolar, blink, college dating, CraftyCreeperz, disintegrating friendships, Emotional Abuse, Eye, feeling down, feeling guilty, friend conflict, friend drama, gtbe, Loneliness, ltbe, Manipulation, self harm, threatening behavior, toxic relationship, warning signs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

accessible gaming, beginner level, Casual Gaming, difficulty settings, EASY, easy mode, entry level, game difficulty, game settings, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, gaming experience, gaming options, leisurely gaming, low difficulty, Minecraft, no pressure gaming, Peasy, player choice, relaxed gaming, simple-gameplay, Squeezy, stress-free gaming, video games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8196	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7663
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	8250	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6640

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	284
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Mines Excavated:	2132

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1164	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	370166

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

action, Adventure, blocks, building, comparison, console gaming, Crafty, CREW, crysis, crysis remastered, Enhancements, Galore, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, graphics, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, lols, Nostalgia, original game, PC Gaming, remastered, Shooter, Technology, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6398
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	7077	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

Aryan race, beautiful flag, Bleed, capacity, Green.., Green…and, guard, iran, Last Day, lion and the sun, love, Minecraft, nation, PALS, Patriotic, PIXEL, pixels, red, Remainder, Server, Shallow, Stable, strength, STRONG, Sun, War, White

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	7083
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimension Hops:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mines Excavated:	4543	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mines Excavated:	2866
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8996	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!