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PartyPooper Minecraft Server

belated birthday party, Best Friend, camping site, Cancelling, Cancer, chronic health issues, different standard, drive in, Exploding, family party, friend’s party, gaslighter, Group Chat, health issues, invites, Minecraft, out-of-town party, PartyPooper, RESERVATION, Server, terminally ill, unempathetic, UNFAIR

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Marisa’s belated birthday party.

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through friendships and social dynamics. Will you cancel on a party last minute like our protagonist, or will you be the one causing chaos with your outrageous demands?

With a community full of characters like Marisa and Theo, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything can happen – especially when emotions run high and drama is around every corner!

Lunchtime DramaCraft

Boundaries, commitments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft, family, in-laws, Introvert, lunchtime, Marriage, mental health, Obligations, Prioritization, public health, relationships, remote jobs, research, self-care, social battery, Understanding, work schedule, Writing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	956880	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and respecting schedules? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your work-life balance like no other!

Join us and never worry about your in-laws making last-minute lunch plans without consulting you first. We understand the struggles of balancing work, social life, and family obligations – that’s why we make sure to always check in with our players before making any plans.

Plus, we have special introvert-friendly events where you can recharge your social battery in the comfort of your own virtual home. No need to worry about running out of energy – we’ve got you covered!

So come join us on the most understanding and respectful Minecraft server out there. Your in-laws may not get it, but we do. See you in-game!

BlockyBodacious

abs, APPEAL, Appearance, ARMS, attractive, attractiveness, BlockyBodacious, Body, buttocks, Charm, chest, EYES, Features, handsomeness, Legs, long tail: what makes a man attractive, man, Masculinity, Muscles, Physical, physical traits that women find attractive in men, Smile

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

Smite1SkinsMCServer

BONUS, bonus gems, Deadlock, deal with it, founders gems, founders packs, incentivizes, lackluster sales, leaked, LEAVING, port over, rapid departure, shooting mechanics, skins, Smite 1, Smite 2, Smite1SkinsMCServer, stick around, userbase, valve

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Emeralds Found:	1756

Are you tired of boring old Smite skins that don’t carry over to the next game? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where your skins may or may not transfer over, but who cares because we have bonus founders gems! And forget about those other players leaving, we have Deadlock leaked, which is basically what Smite 2 should have been – a mix of Smite, Dota, and shooting mechanics. So come join us on our server where the chaos never ends and the fun never stops! Who needs Valve when you have us?

Minecraft SMP – /AICG/ – Artificially Intelligent Chatbot Gang

AI Chatbot, aicg, artificially, Botmaking, Bots, card v3, chatbot, cost-efficient intelligence, Development, Events, Frontends, Gang, guides, Intelligent, Jailbreaks, Llama 3.1, Minecraft, Mini, Mistral Large 2, models, multimodal, News, proxies, services assessment, smp, Templates

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Votes:	5088
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots because why not? Our latest update includes the release of Llama 3.1 8B/70B/405B and Mistral Large 2, which are basically like having super intelligent llama and mistral companions in the game. And guess what? They’re 60% cheaper than the 3.5-turbo versions because we like to keep things budget-friendly in our virtual world.

To spice things up, we’ve made it so that you can only see all the cards on chub if you log in, enable nsfw/nsfl, and clear your blacklist in the settings. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt for inappropriate content, how exciting!

But wait, there’s more! We have lore, proxies, bots, guides, jailbreaks, frontends, models, and botmaking resources galore. It’s a virtual smorgasbord of AI goodness that will make your Minecraft experience truly unique.

So come join us on this wild ride of AI chatbot development in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up creating the next virtual AI superstar that takes the gaming world by storm. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, clothing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, fashion, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, pants, PantslessCraft, parent-child dynamics, parents, personal style, Rebellion, relationships, rules, Self-expression, Server, shopping, TEENAGE, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	999702
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchantments Applied:	253	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of your parents controlling your fashion choices on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to rebel against the fashion police!

Join us and wear whatever baggy pants you want, without your parents throwing them away! We support your right to express yourself through sparkly bootcut pants and knockoff designer jeans.

Don’t let your parents dictate your style, join our server and show them who’s boss! It’s time to rebel and show off your unique fashion sense, because on our server, it’s your house, your rules! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your pants fly free!

HouseHuntingHubby

Communication, Consultation, Decision making, decision making process, family dynamics, Financial implications, Financial Planning, future claims, house ownership, HouseHuntingHubby, husband’s parents, in-laws, joint ownership, legal implications, long-term consequences, Personal preferences, property rights, real estate, relationship issues, retirement home, spousal input

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mines Excavated:	4935
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and build your dream house…or should we say, retirement home? That’s right, on our server, you can plan for your golden years while battling creepers and zombies!

And get this, on our server, you can buy houses in your mother-in-law’s name! Because who needs legal rights or future claims when you can have a house that’s practically a family heirloom?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about making decisions without consulting your spouse, because who needs communication when you can just build a house and hope for the best?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the tension, and the sheer madness of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life soap opera plot twist. Join now and let the chaos begin!

CrushCraft SMP: LongestCrush

actor crush, actress crush, celebrity crush, celebrity infatuation, celebrity obsession, CrushCraft, dream crush, enduring crush, famous crush, fantasy crush., Hollywood crush, idol crush, lasting crush, long lasting crush, long term crush, LongestCrush, movie star crush, musician crush, pop culture crush, smp, star crush, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8608
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.

UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Items Found:	8929	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, first acknowledgment, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invasion, justification, Kursk attack, KurskCraft, Military Action, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, political tension, russia, security threat, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Buildings Constructed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s so lit that even Ukraine is justifying Kursk attack in the first acknowledgment of incursion into Russia just to get a taste of the action! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you question your sanity, like seriously, our players have lost their minds in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built minigames, they’re so wild that even Herobrine himself would be like “yo, this is too much for me.” So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself, because on this server, anything goes and everything is possible!