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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8467 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4466 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 103 |
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.
u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.
our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).
join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
