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CordCutters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Towns Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	106

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

BabyDaddyBanished

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	5327
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Or had a creeper blow up your prized diamond castle right before your eyes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to make your worst experiences seem like a walk in the park!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts in hidden dungeons guarded by evil witches, and even the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! Our community is filled with fearless warriors, mischievous pranksters, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to chat.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit of armor made entirely of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

DineWithDeadLegends

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

If you could invite any historical figure to dinner, why not join our Minecraft server and invite them to a virtual feast instead? Imagine sitting down to a blocky banquet with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Genghis Khan all arguing over who gets the last pork chop! Our server is so historically accurate, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations while building your own empire. So come join us and dine with the legends – just watch out for creepers trying to crash the party!

Blocktopia: Ever-Changing Terrain

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly the whole Earth’s surface starts changin’! Like, one minute you’re walkin’ on grass and the next minute you’re swimmin’ in lava! It’s cray-cray, man!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of never knowin’ what the heck is gonna happen next! Maybe one day you’ll be buildin’ a castle in the sky, and the next day you’ll be fightin’ off a horde of zombie chickens! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

And get this, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a giant pig race where the winner got a million diamonds! And another time, we had a buildin’ competition where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It was hilarious, dude!

So, like, come join us on the most unpredictable, insane, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and excitement, am I right?

VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet

AxChaos server Minecraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

The owner of the “AxeChaos” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f2.apexnodes.xyz:15111

Shadowvale Citadel

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to Shadowvale Citadel! Dive into an epic survival experience enriched with MMO and RPG elements. Choose jobs, earn rewards, and unlock crates in our vibrant world!

play.shadowvale-citadel.com

SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	61
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
Our Vision
Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Solarion SMP?	Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy.
What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on?	We operate on Java 1.20.4
What is the application process like?	The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission.

Titcow’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Are you tired of not being able to tittyfuck a white titcow in real life? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild adventure where you can live out all your titcow tittyfucking fantasies in a safe and virtual environment. Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous opportunity to fulfill your wildest dreams!