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RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	7083	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, extremism, foreign affairs, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic group, Islamic revolution, IZH, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, protest, Raid, religious organization, RevolutionCraft, security concerns, Server, supreme leader, theocratic rule

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

Mailbox Mayhem

altered attitudes, altered attitudes among conservatives, altered attitudes in other countries, altered election attitudes, altered election attitudes among conservatives, Attacks, Canada, Conservatives, distrust, elections, false claims, mail ballots, mailbox, MAYHEM, right-leaning individuals, trump, US, voter fraud, Voting, voting-by-mail

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Spears Created:	26	Villages Defended:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	9200

so, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver

Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!

application, Community, comradery, Discord, dynomazing, Economy, friend group, friendly experience, Hermitcrats, interactions, Items, Map, Maturity, Minecraft, Nickname, Papermc, quality of life, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, Severly, Shops, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Severation SMP Overview:

Type	Details
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+ server
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)
Leaderboards

Our Values:

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

Nerissa’s Crafty Server – Minecraft Server

advent, AmeSame, anniversary, Art Tags, BlueBird, Coffee vs Tea, Crafty, demon of sound, FWMC, hololive en, Justice Party Animals, Karaoke, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, nerissa ravencroft, Nerissas, Ope, original song, Salamander, Say my name, Server, Spelling Bee, tiktok, twitter

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic karaoke battles, spelling bees, and anniversary celebrations that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with original songs, crazy covers, and karaoke nights that will have you singing your heart out. Plus, we have a strict “no off-topic or bad faith arguments” policy to keep the peace and ensure a fun gaming experience for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with music, laughter, and Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DutchMemeTeam in Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, digital competition, Dutch athletes, dutch team, DutchMemeTeam, Entertainment, humor, international competition, meme challenge, meme competition, Memelympics, Minecraft, Netherlands, online event, Performance, smp, social media, social media event, sports, team performance, team spirit, viral content

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of memes and madness!

Join us and witness the Dutch team in the Memelympics as they compete in ridiculous events like meme crafting, meme parkour, and meme trivia. Will they take home the gold or will they be left in a sea of LOLs and tears?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a love for bacon. Will you be able to curry favor with this porcine monarch or will you end up as pork chop?

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, funniest, and most meme-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

DatingCraft Minecraft Server

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, dating event, DatingCraft, emotions, Exclusivity, Expectations, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Minecraft, Miscommunication., relationship, self reflection, Server, speed dating, Trust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where dating drama doesn’t exist because all you need is your trusty pickaxe and some diamond armor to survive! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the treacherous world of blocky relationships.

Forget about real-life drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough TNT to blow up your friend’s house (just kidding, please don’t do that). With only 7 dates in 6 months, you’ll have plenty of time to mine for diamonds and build your dream castle.

And who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow players to team up with and conquer the Minecraft world together? So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Let the blocky adventures begin!

TinderCraft: AITA?

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, emotional distress, emotional reactions, fidelity, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of trust, marital conflict, marriage problems, misunderstanding, online dating, privacy invasion, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, suspicion, TinderCraft, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	591
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite foods, and battling evil llamas in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you need a break from all the action, you can always try your hand at solving our mystery of the missing diamond blocks. Rumor has it, they were stolen by a sneaky group of chickens wearing top hats.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

HotMessCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Alumni, beauty, career, college, Confidence, Friends, high school, HotMessCraft, life updates, Memories, Minecraft, most attractive, Nostalgia, personal growth, physical appearance, Popularity, relationships, reunion, Server, social media, success, transformation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	508038	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of seeing the most attractive person in your high school or college getting all the attention? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared and now everyone is vying for the title of the hottest player in town! Join us and show off your pixelated beauty as you compete in epic build battles and strut your stuff in the virtual world. Who needs real-life attractiveness when you can be the hottest blocky babe or stud on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!