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MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

Bara, BaraCraft, desuarchive, Edition, filter, last thread, long tail tag, Minecraft, Party, Pool, pool edition, Rentry, Server, shitpost, shitpost filter, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Enchantments Applied:	77	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	9466
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Beaten, central america, child rights, children, children’s rights, CraftyKids, detained, detention centers, el salvador, HRW, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights watch, injustice, international law, legal action, Minecraft, Server, Tortured, Trauma, violations, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

banana shipment, bananacraft, cocaine, Contraband, criminal activity Drug trafficking, criminal investigation, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement agency, drug seizure Narcotics, drug smuggling, drug smuggling operation, drug trade Cocaine bust, drug trafficking investigation, drug trafficking operation Drug trafficking network, drug trafficking ring, drug trafficking syndicate, Edition, illegal drugs, law enforcement, organized crime

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	141	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

TrumanCraft – Are You Being Watched?

Alternate Reality, conspiracy theories, existentialism, hidden cameras, jim carrey, mind games, PARANOIA, philosophy, psychological thriller, questioning reality, reality tv, SELF AWARENESS, simulation theory, skepticism, Surveillance, the truman show, truman burbank, TrumanCraft, uncertainty, Watched

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479

join our server and escape the truman show simulation! build your own world and stick it to those sneaky producers watching your every move. they won’t know what hit them when you start building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. show them who’s boss in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of that madness? come join us and break free from the truman show once and for all!

SlowBurn Gaming

energy metabolism, energy regulation, Exercise, exercise benefits., fat burning, fat loss, Gaming, genetic factors, human research, metabolism, mice study, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oxygen consumption, signal molecules, slow weight loss, slowburn, weight loss, weight loss differences, weight loss variations, workout effectiveness, workout efficiency

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ores Mined:	3540
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!