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BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6106

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	421	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	992

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	535	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	961	Crops Grown:	3948
Mines Excavated:	4075	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2149

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

BlockbusterSteve

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	3356	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blowin’ Flagz Server

BLOWIN, culture, depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag meaning, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, Flags, Flagz, Media, motionless, national, patriotism, representation, Server, Symbolism, symbolism in media, Visual, WIND

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Buildings Constructed:	28
Crops Grown:	8189	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!