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Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

Peko’s Aroused Adventures

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Peko is getting aroused by the sheer awesomeness of our world!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANE structures, battle FEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!

Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?

Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!

Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!

Zombie Apocalypse Funland

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ores Mined:	2974
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Crafty NEETs Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7175	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!