Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

cold shower, Adventure, homeless outreach, Land, weekend

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

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New Server IP
FashionablyLateCraft

Itinerary, patience, Hotel, travel, trip

Yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will blow your mind!

So, imagine this: you log into the server and you’re greeted by a group of players who are always late for everything. Like, seriously, they make “Filipino time” look like a joke. But hey, that’s part of the fun, right? You never know when your friends will actually show up to help you build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

And get this – if you’re the first one to arrive at a meetup spot, you get a special prize! Like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper or something equally awesome. Plus, if you’re late, you have to do a silly dance in front of everyone. It’s all in good fun, trust me.

So, come join us on the server where being fashionably late is the norm and where the adventures never end. Who needs punctuality when you’ve got a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – just don’t be surprised if your friends show up three hours late with a sheep in tow. It’s all part of the fun, baby!

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New Server IP
CraftyMythBusters

error, fact, Myth, falsehood, Debunked

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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New Server IP
CraftyPutin’sMCServer

european union, calls for peace, political tensions, CraftyPutinsMCServer, international relations

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the swiss president is, like, totally involved? well, now u can! he, like, totally condemns russian aggression and is all about peace in ukraine. join our server for some epic peace-building and maybe even some swiss chocolate giveaways! who knew politics could be so fun in minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and help spread peace in the virtual world!

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New Server IP
ZelenskyCraft: No Apologies!

President Zelensky, Politics, salvaged ties, US-Ukraine relations, international relations

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Zelensky is like building a secret base in Minecraft and Trump is trying to find it but keeps getting lost in the mines. it’s like a wild goose chase, bro. and like, if you join, you can help Zelensky hide his base and prank Trump by building fake bases all over the place. it’s gonna be a riot, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness!

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New Server IP
Shroomy Empathy Land

emotional well being, Empathy, long-lasting effects, mental health, Land

come join our minecraft server where we give u psilocybin mushrooms to increase ur emotional empathy like a freakin superhero. depressed? no problem, just eat some shrooms and u’ll be feeling all the feels in no time. our players have reported lasting effects for at least two weeks, so u can be a compassionate builder for days on end. join now and let the mushrooms guide u to a more empathetic minecraft experience like never before.

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New Server IP

Haven SMP

shopping district, Player Base, community-driven, Claim Land, Dynmap

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Hey! Welcome to Haven SMP, a community-driven survival server designed for long-term players who enjoy a near-vanilla experience with strong performance and a great community!

We’ve just started a brand-new world, so now’s the perfect time to join and grow alongside everyone else! Plus, we’re opening the End together on March 8th, so you won’t miss out on the fun!

What We Offer

✅	Whitelist-Only & 18+ Community	A mature, respectful player base for a high-quality experience.
✅	Near-Vanilla Gameplay	No game-changing plugins, just Fabric optimizations to keep things smooth.
✅	No Pay-to-Win	Donations are optional and purely cosmetic. Everyone plays on equal terms.
✅	Dynmap with Sign Pins	Easily claim land and find key locations without messing with commands.
✅	Shopping District & Town Hall	Set up shops, take on jobs, and help shape the community.
✅	Active Moderation & Transparent Management	Regular updates on hardware, costs, and server changes.
✅	Community Events	Like our upcoming End opening & dragon fight!

How to Join

You can apply using the link below, which will take you to our Discord! Just fill out a quick application—nothing too complicated. We accept all applications from friendly and enthusiastic players, so don’t stress too much! Be yourself, show us you’re interested, and you’ll be on your way to joining the community.

Discord Invite Link

Server Location: Netherlands | Version: 1.21.4

Server Specs:

CPU: Ryzen 3 3500X (6C/6T @ 3.6GHz+)
RAM: 24GB DDR4
Storage: 512GB NVMe SSD

Epic Crafted Realms 1.20.2

crafted, Performance, 1.20.2, virtual youtubers, critique

Bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server with such epic builds that it puts all those EN vtubers to shame?

Join this server and experience the music of the blocks like never before.

You’ll be mining and crafting to the sickest beats while wondering why you ever wasted time watching those boring vtubers.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never look back at those virtual singers again.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky tunes take over your life!

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New Server IP
PartyCraft: Mom Edition

disagreement, emotional response, forgiveness, Apology, mom

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, come join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

So, picture this: you’re mining away, collecting all those precious diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere! And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons busting out some sick dance moves! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epicness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking cow named Larry. It’s all possible in our wacky world of wonder!

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New Server IP
AdultingAndCrafting SMP

smp, Enjoyable, satisfaction, Relaxation, Entertainment

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest thing ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! And then I built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended up in a secret underwater city where the villagers were all mermaids. It was wild, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, and every full moon we have a massive dance party with creepers as the DJs. Plus, there’s a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and let’s have the most fun you’ve ever had as an adult! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas take over the world!

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New Server IP

Gyro Shop

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

What We Offer

How to Join