#GymSelfie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Votes:	2657	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	355467	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Votes:	9450	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	3424
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	1088
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	281
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mines Excavated:	2256
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!