gym bitch took status – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBreakupCraft

acquaintances, annoyance, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Drama, friendship, ghosted, grudges, ignored, ignored messages, INSIGNIFICANT, minor issues, misunderstandings, Petty, reasons, relationships, silly, Social, stopped talking, trivial, unfriended

Are you tired of dealing with petty drama in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. We promise you’ll never have to worry about petty reasons for ending friendships again because on our server, the only drama is deciding which block to build with next!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s right, our server is so wild that even the animals get in on the action! And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

So why waste your time dealing with petty drama in real life when you could be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the laughs begin!

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Rich Eater’s Paradise

Appetite, Culinary, Eaters, eats a lot, eats the rich, Food lover, foodie, Gastronomy, glutton, Indulgent, Italian, Italian culture, Italian heritage, Italian language, Italian surname, Italian translation, Italian words, Mangione, one who eats, Paradise, Rich, translation

join our epic minecraft server, where we eat the rich and build giant pizza houses! we have a secret underground society of pasta-loving villagers who will trade you diamonds for meatballs. the creepers here wear chef hats and explode into confetti. our pvp arena is a giant spaghetti bowl where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons. come join us and become the ultimate mangione in this crazy world of culinary chaos!

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Alienation Craft: Low Effort, Strained Relations, Diminished Commitment

alienation, Commitment, Craft, Diminished, diminished commitment, Effort, employee engagement, Employee morale, employee well-being, job performance, job satisfaction, job stress, lower effort, organizational behavior, productivity, psychological effects, relations, research, strained, strained relationships, study, work culture, work environment, work relationships, workplace alienation, workplace dynamics, workplace satisfaction

so, like, you know how work can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, this server is, like, the cure for all that alienation and stuff. join us and escape the soul-sucking grind of your 9 to 5 job by building epic structures and battling creepers with your new online pals. who needs workplace relationships when you can have virtual friendships that last a lifetime? come join us and say goodbye to commitment to anything other than your pixelated creations. let’s get weird and wacky together in this virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is running out of diamonds. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s escape reality together!

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What is the IP for Kitt Gaming Minecraft Server?

Axiore, Blox Fruit, blox fruit live, blox fruits, Blox Fruits Update 22, blox fruits update 23, blox fruits update 24, blox fruits update 25, gamer robot, Gaming, kitt, Kitt gaming, Minecraft, Mygame43, Rip_indra, Server, zioles

Kitt Gaming is a popular YouTube gaming channel known for their entertaining and humorous video content focused on a variety of popular games. With a dedicated following of fans, Kitt Gaming’s engaging personality and skillful gameplay have garnered a strong presence in the gaming community. Subscribe to Kitt Gaming for regular updates on the latest gaming trends and releases.

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Crafted Survival

ActivePlayerbase, bedrock, Community, crafted, Discord, Friendly, griefer-free, hermitcraft, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Landclaiming, Livemap, PORT, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Shoppingdistrict, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Vanilla, Voting

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Area where players can set up shops to buy/sell goods
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Mobs drop their heads as trophies
One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night cycle
Ranks based on trust	Players can earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Friendly and active community of players

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the IP play.craftedsurvival.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a griefer-free environment to ensure a positive community experience.

Q: Can I set up my own shop in the Shopping District?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up shops in the designated Shopping District.

Q: How can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Players can use the Land Claiming feature to protect their builds from other players.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and inclusive environment for all players. Make sure to read them before playing.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, antagonist power, Antagonists, Conflict, dogwalked, Drama, enemies, hax, Hero, illegal, mystic, PIXEL, plot armor, plot twist, Protagonist, protagonist strength, Realm, Ridiculous, shitting me, storytelling, SUPERPOWER, Suspense, Villain

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like the enemies have superpower hax and crazy plot armor, making them impossible to beat. It’s like trying to fight a horde of invincible zombies with diamond armor and enchanted swords. It’s so ridiculous, it’s hilarious! You’ll never get bored of getting dogwalked by the antagonists with their illegal levels of plot armor. It’s like a never-ending battle of chaos and confusion. Join now and question your sanity!

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NoBday4U

Argument, bad guy, big family, birthday dinner, celebrate, divided group, divorced parents, Drama, Excluding, fake nice, family situation, Friends, Group Chat, immature, Jerk, keep the peace., mean, NoBday4U, passive aggressive, Petty

Are you tired of drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life petty arguments behind! No more passive-aggressive comments about your family situation or accusations of being “fake nice.” On our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. And if anyone starts causing trouble, our moderators will swoop in like superheroes to save the day. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

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CreeperCraze: ScariestLifeMoment

anxiety, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCraze, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, heart-stopping, Horror, nerve-wracking, Panic, petrifying, ScariestLifeMoment, Scary, spine-tingling., Terrifying, Terror

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to mine for rare ores while dodging lava pits. Who needs a haunted house when you can experience real terror in the world of Minecraft? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

border patrol, Capture, captured, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Escape, foreign affairs, Incident, injured, international relations, investigation, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean soldiers, russia, Server, soldiers, Tension, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YES YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH!

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!

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TaxCraft: Rubles vs. Diamonds

billion, Business, companies, Conflict, diamonds, Economy, finance, Global, Government, international relations, Investments, ongoing, Pay, Politics, Rubles, russia, sanctions, TaxCraft, TAXES, Trade, Ukraine, US, War

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual world where US companies pay over $1 billion in taxes to russia amid ongoing ukraine war 🤣🤣🤣

build ur own tax-paying empire and show those russians who’s boss! fight off creepers and zombies while navigating the treacherous world of international tax law 😂

join now for a chance to win a virtual yacht made entirely out of tax forms and a pet zombie named vladimir 🧟‍♂️💸

what are u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make taxes fun again! 🤪🤑🎮

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