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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8872 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 109 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7245 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?
not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!
