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Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyFreebies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you for everything? Well, look no further because our server is 100% free! That’s right, you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without spending a single diamond. Why pay for virtual blocks when you can get them for free here?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even befriend a creeper who tells knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our free Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RussianBlockParty

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Manic Mice Genetics: Bipolar Fun

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	197

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have mice running around with bipolar disorder gene variants! watch as they build tiny houses and mine for cheese while showing manic symptoms like never before! it’s a genetic experiment gone wild, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even befriend a bipolar mouse or two!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Lana is a talented artist who grew up in a small town, where she discovered her passion for creating art at a young age. After graduating from art school, she pursued a career as a freelance illustrator and has since worked with various clients on a wide range of projects. Lana is known for her vibrant and whimsical style, which is inspired by nature and her love of storytelling. In her free time, she enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with her cat.

Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Animals Bred:	109

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

Adventure, Bonding, Challenges, companions, Creatures, FANTASY, Feeding, Grooming, growth, How2Care4Summons, isekai, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, Protection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, summons, SummonSMP, Supernatural, taking care, teamwork, Training

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your very own isekai anime adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of summoning your own creatures to do your bidding. Need some wood chopped? Just summon a giant tree monster! Want to explore a cave but too scared to go alone? Summon a pack of fearless wolves to accompany you! The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, not all summons are friendly. Beware of the mischievous slime that loves to prank unsuspecting players, or the fire-breathing dragon that might accidentally burn down your entire house. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on our crazy isekai Minecraft SMP and show us how you’ll take care of your summons in this wacky world!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, blended families, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, custody issues, DadCraft, emotional expression, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, father daughter relationship, genetic predisposition, mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, parental relationships, Server, stepmother, Therapy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	8130
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all kinds of madness, just like this OP’s family situation.

Imagine a world where your stepmother is actually a secret alien trying to take over the world through Minecraft. Your father is a wizard who can’t see past his wife’s evil plans, and your long-lost mother is actually a Minecraft character who’s been trying to reach out to you through the game all along.

Join us and let your inner turmoil out in the form of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server as wild as this one? Don’t let your family drama hold you back, join us now and let the chaos begin!

NoSleep4FamCoziness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crops Grown:	8605
Enchantments Applied:	121	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Star Shards Collected:	281	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of sharing a room with your siblings! Join us and escape the real world where parents make you sleep on the couch while your siblings get their own rooms.

On our server, you can build your dream house with as many bedrooms as you want, no need to worry about sharing with anyone else. And if your parents try to make you sleep on the couch, just build a luxurious sofa bed in your room instead!

We promise you’ll never have to deal with unfair room arrangements or ungrateful siblings on our server. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets the privacy and space they deserve!