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SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

Adventures, Bonding, Campfire, CHIPS, Community, Companionship, Cozy, Epic, Evening, Fire, Food, Friends, Fun, gather, Gathering, GUARANTEED, Hospitality, Laughter, lolz, Outdoor, Relaxation, sharing, SnackCraft, SNACKS, socializing, Tasty, Treats, warmth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

Awareness, causes, Chaos, Community, coping mechanisms, Crafting, Create, discussion, Favorite, forum, madness, mental health, mental illness, mistake, post, Psychology, research, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment, VG, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, cute, cute or not, Insecurity, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, pupper, Questioning, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, validation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchantments Applied:	99
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

CHANGE, consequences, Corruption, CREEPERS, destroy, Destruction, devastation, disastercraft, Downfall, endermen, Events, forever.., Government, Griefers, History, Impact, influence, lessons learned, love, Politics, power, Reflection, regret, ruined country, society, Tragedy, unite

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

Adrenaline, asssssetto corsa, cars, challenge, Competition, Driving, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Invitation, multiplayer, online racing, Race, Racing, simulation, SPEED, SpeedyCraft, video games, virtual, Wanna

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

based nazis, blocky, controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, Edgy, extremism, humor, internet culture, JOKE, lol, lolz, meme, Minecraft, offensive, Online Community, Political, requested, satire, Server, Shenanigans, social media, trending, Trolls, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

Abyssal Light, acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, asmr, Banners, cherno, Containment Zone, Enigma, Enya, Events, Exuvia, Fiasco, form, Friends, frosty, Future Unshackled, Gradient of Souls, Hero Games, Kaguya, Kotkin, Leaks.., Mauxir, outfits, Patch 1.6, Pine Aurora, Resources, Seasun, Server, Shadow Ka, showdown, Skyward Blaze, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Street Code, tess, Trailer, Wild Hunt

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

alive, appreciation, Beaches, black pedi, Crafty, curvy, explosions, Fast-paced, foot fetish, foot worship, footjob, Happy, jiggly thighs, Land, latina, lightskin, long eyelashes, McCraftface, nature’s beauty, PETITE, plump cheeks, Sunbathing, tight, unicorns, view

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1217
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	1587

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

Analysis, battle, blocky, Brainstorming, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tools, Dilemma, discussion, pic related, problem solving, problem solving strategies, Questioning, right, Royale.., solution finding, Ultimate, uncertainty

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Star Shards Collected:	165	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Votes:	2366	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!