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DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3345	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we specialize in heartbreak-proof relationships! Our players are so sweet, they’ll give you a piece of their heart (literally) just to show how much they care. So come join us and collect all the heart pieces to create the ultimate love potion! Who needs diamonds when you have a heart-shaped inventory? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, and hello to heartache (in a good way)! 💔❤️💎

FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	6352
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1261

The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

m19.tmine.su

Mildew RP: Where we take vanilla and add just a hint of mold for that extra flavor! Now serving ages 18+ only!

ADD, AGES, Builds, Character Options, Client, Discord integration, EXTRA, flavor, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Hint, imagination, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, Minecraft, Mods, Mold, No Shield Delay, safe space, Server, serving, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, Staff, Vanilla, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	1444
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Mildew RP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased.
A variety of Character Options!	When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!
A couple of server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations. We also have Fast Leaf Decay for those who enjoy a speedy deforesting!
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

FAQ

Q: How many species can I choose from?

A: At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!

Q: Are mods required to play on this server?

A: We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!

Q: Is there an End Dimension in this world?

A: No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j

PixelPalsCraft: Where Achievements Are So Last Season!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	226	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are either based or cringe? Well, look no further because our server is neither! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1726	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
New Chunks Explored:	318940	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Sovereign Craft VS Hypixel

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can experience lag due to high player count
Wide variety of mini-games and game modes	Focus on mini-games, less on building and economy
Regular updates and events	Can be overwhelming for new players

Sovereign Craft

Pros	Cons
Real economy with Bitcoin integration	May require some knowledge of cryptocurrency
Focus on building, economy, and player interactions	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Unique features like towns, cities, nations, and Bitcoin utilization	Not as many mini-games or events

FAQ

What is Hypixel known for?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games and game modes, and regular updates and events.

What makes Sovereign Craft unique?

Sovereign Craft merges a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft, allowing players to create and build up their own towns, cities, or nations, utilize Bitcoin for transactions, and engage in activities like running shops, joining militaries, and becoming politicians.

Which server is better for players interested in building and economy?

Sovereign Craft would be a better choice for players interested in building and economy as it focuses more on those aspects compared to Hypixel which emphasizes mini-games and game modes.

JewCraft: Where Creepers Say Oy Vey!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	151	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SoulSuckers R Us: The Minecraft Server Where Your Soul is Forced to Have Fun!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of noobs? Well, welcome to Forced Soul, where you’ll be treated like the royalty you are!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft. These llamas have PhDs in Minecraftology and will make sure you never get lost or eaten by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? Our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who love to dance and sing. Join their party and you’ll never want to leave!

So why wait? Join Forced Soul today and experience Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

SuckMC SMP NETWORK – Stealing hearts and nations one block at a time!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	3145
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Server Name	SiphonMC
Server IP	pmc.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock port	19132
Location	USA
Version	Java Edition 1.20.6
Discord	discord.gg/siphonmc
Wiki	wiki.siphonmc.com

Features:

Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map, where every victory counts.
Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey, offering greater challenges and rewards.
Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day and claim epic loot.

FAQs:

What is the server IP?

The server IP for SiphonMC is pmc.SiphonMC.net

What is the Bedrock port for the server?

The Bedrock port for the server is 19132

What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

The server supports Java Edition 1.20.6

Are there any unique features on SiphonMC?

Yes, SiphonMC offers custom gear sets, progressive dungeons, daily boss fights, and more.

Is there a Discord server for SiphonMC?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/siphonmc

How can I claim a free rank on the server?

You can claim your free rank by joining the server today.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the SiphonMC wiki at wiki.siphonmc.com for more information.