Guys MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

Hi Guys Greetings Salutations Hello Friends Communication Interaction Socializing Conversations Relationships Community Group People Team Connection Bonding Friendship Acquaintances Comrades, Minecraft, Server, guys

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

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DateRedFlagsMC SMP

DateRedFlagsMC, red flag signs, DATING, red flag tips, red flags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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BroZone Minecraft Server

guys, Talking, Disappointment, revealing bathing suit, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

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You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

estrogen, terrorist attack, pager business, Gender Identity, cock and ball removal

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

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UnattractiveGuyMinecraftSMP

UnattractiveGuyMinecraftSMP, turn-offs, relationships, deal breakers, instant turn off

Hey players, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your ex’s cat? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the most hilarious players around!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to challenge the server owner who’s rumored to have a pet dragon as their sidekick.

And if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously, come hang out with us where the only rule is to have fun and never dig straight down (unless you want to unleash a horde of angry chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your grandma’s bingo night!

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Top 2 Guys Rivalry Over Minecraft SMP

Competition, Legends, Rock, sports, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the WWE of Minecraft SMPs, with drama and rivalries that rival Rock and Austin themselves. Join us and witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a surprise betrayal or two. Who needs wrestling when you can watch our players go head-to-head in epic build-offs and PVP showdowns? So come on, join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft universe!

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Boob Grope Minecraft Server

Touch, peer pressure, social norms, boob, Boundaries

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where players can grope each other’s virtual boobs! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, it’s all about boob groping here! And the best part? Only girls can do it! Sorry guys, you’ll just have to stick to building giant phallic structures instead. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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At This Point, I Rather Have This Guys In Today’s Game Than Minecraft SMP

better performance, Minecraft, athletes, prefer, at this point

Are you tired of playing with the same old boring players on your Minecraft server? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of chaos? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Suspiciously Excited Around Black Guys Minecraft SMP

Excited, guys, Minecraft, Suspiciously, Black

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic showdown between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens! Rumor has it that the llamas have been secretly training in martial arts while the chickens have been practicing their synchronized clucking routine. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce competition to see who can build the most epic taco-themed structure. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of virtual tacos!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Llama Whisperer.” Legend has it that this player can communicate with llamas telepathically and has even been known to ride them into battle against unsuspecting mobs.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch out for any suspiciously excited players around black guys – you never know what kind of mischief they might be up to!

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Chadcraft

Desc, Curseforge, PvE, Survival, Map

BigChadGuys Plus (w/ Cobblemon!) modded survival server. brand new map.

required mod pack link- https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/bigchadguys-plus

ChadCraft.modded.fun

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