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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4569 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!