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Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

better that way, cute, Cute girls, Die, girl smile, Girls, guys like me, Hopeless Romantic, hug her, longing for connection, longing for love, love-struck, LUNCH DATE, Minecraft, not worthy, part of her life, pining for affection, smp, unattainable crush, unforced interaction, unfulfilled desire, unrequited longing, unrequited love, want to die, yearning for affection

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

Adventure, anticipation, anxious, Beginner, Crafty, Curious, discovery, eager, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, first time, INITIATION, Journey, McCraftface, Mystery, newbie, Server, Surprise, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

activism, blocks, building, CHANGE, Community, complaining, Crafty, CREW, ENGAGEMENT, Fed, Ideology, internet, involvement, Kike, leadership, movement, nationalism, nationalist, organization, Participation, Party, Political, social change, Unity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

/dlsg/, Classic yugioh anime discussion, Craft, current events, Datamines Drive, Decklists, Dennis unlock, diamonds, Duel Links Speed General, Events, Friends, Fusioned bodies, KC Cup, Legendary Duelists, lol, lols, Mizar rerun, New Player FAQ, Official Duel Links Page, Probability Calculator, Skills, Speed duel format, Stealing the show edition, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links, Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

acceptance, arent, BETRAYAL, blocky, Cheating, Confrontation, coping strategies, CREEPERS, Deception, disbelief, emotional turmoil, Exploding, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Infidelity, love, Love Lost, moving on, Pain, realization, relationships, Secrets Revealed, shock, sibling rivalry, Triangle, trust issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

bold, Boring, Break, Cold attitude, Craft, cringe, cute, Delinquents, Escape, Female delinquent, Gap Moe, I want to provide for her., Kinda gay, Long skirts, Male, Male delinquent, Prison, Stinks of semen, toughest

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6214	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mines Excavated:	4523	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

blocky, Choices, choose a direction, choose wisely, choose your path, Decision making, Decisions, Dilemma, Direction, left, left or right, left or right decision, left or right dilemma, left or right path, left or right question, left turn, left vs right, Make a CHOICE, Options, right, right turn, which way to go

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

blocky, CREEPERS, GOD, Good, McBlockface, oh, OH BOY, OH DEAR, OH DEAR GOD, OH GOOD GOD, OH GOSH, OH HEAVENS, OH JESUS, OH LORD, OH MAN, oh my god, OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD, OH NO GOD, Oh No!, OH PLEASE, OH WOW, oh yeah, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	8506

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

action, Anime, Arcade, bullet hell, chuddies, classic touhou, Colorful, Cute girls, danmaku, dreams, Fan Made, FANTASY, indie, Magical Girls, my waifu game, nostalgic, Reality, Retro, Shooter, touhou-like, video game, waifu, WaifuCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Back in Block City

After all, back, BLOCK, can’t do, city, depression, detached, fucked up, hey, long trail, Loser, NAP, Sorry., tags, Wake Up

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4928	Zombie Dances:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

Captivating, chilling, Craft, Dark, emotional, FANTASY, Gripping, Horror, INTENSE, Kaii, Kaiis, Kingdom, Kooky, Manga, mind-bending, Mystery, Otome, real, Shocking.., Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Thrilling, unexpected

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!