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HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8751	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3901

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

CovidCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive impairment, cognitive impairment study, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-term consequences, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological symptoms, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric effects

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!

We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!

Enderine Junior High School [Survival] [1.20 Update]

1.20 Update, 24hr, Active, building, close-knit, Community, Discord, Enderine, Enderine Junior High School, Factions, Friends, Fun, gameplay, java, Lore, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Small, smp, Staff, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

UPDATED TO 1.20

Enderine SMP is a small and close knit community with an active staff team welcoming you to join us and meet people that could end up being your closest friends for life.

We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!

Join us on our vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!

Join Here – https://discord.gg/mNHFGvn5GZ

netherine.mcs.lol

❤️ FREE donation /FREE ❤️ BloodHype ⭐️ Minecraft server

146.103.38.25, 19190, Assembly, BloodHype, Cheating, Donate, donation, free, GIF, high quality, Ip:, Minecraft, opportunities, Plugins, PORT, privileges, Server, Teams

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

We do not have any cheating on teams!

Free donation /FREE

High-quality assembly, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

IP: 146.103.38.25

Port: 19190

146.103.38.25:19190

MineCrush Minecraft Server

attraction, Boring, Communication, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, interested, interests, Like.., Loneliness, Minecraft, MineCrush, Normie, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills, Unironically, upbeat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft block without any friends to connect with? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being boring or uninteresting again. We have a community of players who will love you for who you are, no bajillion interests required! Plus, rumor has it that once you join, you’ll instantly become the life of the party and have people lining up to be your friend. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Minecraft SMP: IronRockin

#metalheads, Band, bass, drums, ENERGY, guitar, headbanging, heavy metal, Helps, INTENSE, Iron, IronRockin, loud, Lyrics, metal music, Minecraft, Music, Powerful, Rock Music, Rockin, smp, strength, US

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our totally tubular Minecraft SMP where iron is the key to success! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were hot stuff with their diamond armor. But little did they know, our iron warriors were ready to rock their world! With their trusty iron swords and armor, they defeated the diamond-clad player in a epic battle that shook the very foundations of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Iron Golem Army, led by the fearsome Iron Giant himself. Join us and you too can command an army of iron golems to protect your base and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So come on, join us on our ironclad adventure and let’s rock and roll our way to victory! Iron helps us rockin’, baby!

BlockyBodyTalk

advice, BlockyBodyTalk, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, judgment, misunderstandings, mixed signals, Perception, personal space, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sex talk, social cues, societal norms, Support, Therapy, touchy feely

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	4681
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.

Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

SecretSMP: Disturbia

confidential information, dark confession, Disturbia, disturbing confession, disturbing disclosure, disturbing information, disturbing revelation, disturbing secret, disturbing story, disturbing truth, Hidden Truth, private matter, SecretSMP, sensitive topic, Shocking revelation, shocking secret, undisclosed scandal, unsettling disclosure, unsettling secret

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, mysterious disappearances, and a conspiracy involving cows and creepers working together to take over the world. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us if you dare and uncover the most disturbing secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus of spinning Endermen.

CraftySkyportLOL

Airline, Airport, boarding, check in, CraftySkyportLOL, customs, delayed, EMBARRASSING, Flight, funny, hilarious, humor, Journey, Laughter, luggage, mishap, SECURITY, Story, Terminal, travel, vacation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Emeralds Found:	428	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9011	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old airports with their long lines and lackluster food options? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most hilarious airport you’ve ever seen. Picture this: instead of security guards, we have flying pigs checking your luggage. And forget about those boring conveyor belts – our baggage claim is a giant water slide that shoots your suitcases out into a pool of rainbow-colored slime! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this airport – I mean, Minecraft server – once you see all the wacky shenanigans we have in store for you. So pack your bags (or let the flying pigs do it for you) and join us for the craziest airport adventure of your life!

DeifDown Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, chief, confirmation, Conflict, DeifDown, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, July strike, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military wing, Minecraft, Mohammed Deif, News, Operation, Palestinian, RETALIATION, Server, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join just to see the craziness that goes down. we have confirmed reports that the legendary chief of the creeper army, mohammed deif, was taken out in a epic strike by the israeli players. join us and be part of the action, fight against the evil mobs and show them who’s boss. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a blast together!