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  • DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!

    DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 4705
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Emeralds Found: 1568
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 581469
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the FBI agents can’t resist joining because they can’t believe how good we look! Our server is so lit that even the FBI agents are like “Wow, I need to be a part of this madness!”

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the world of Minecraft in style. Who knows, you might even spot a disguised FBI agent trying to blend in with the rest of us!

    So come on and join the fun, because on our server, even the FBI agents can’t resist the temptation to join in on the chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWifeProbs

    CraftyWifeProbs
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2512
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 823
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where communication is key! Just like in this wild story of miscommunication between a couple on vacation, you’ll need to work together with your fellow players to avoid any unnecessary drama.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher what your teammates really want without them actually telling you. Will you be able to anticipate their needs and avoid any misunderstandings? Or will you find yourself in a virtual argument over who should have ordered the sandwiches?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to test your telepathic skills and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of unspoken desires. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to avoid being the AITA in your virtual adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MythCraft: Manly Legends

    MythCraft: Manly Legends
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2084
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 261 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you manly men out there!

    Join our server and discover the 100% myth about men that will blow your mind – we have secret quests where you must hunt down elusive mobs like the legendary Bro-Squatch and the elusive Chad Creeper.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bro Code, a set of rules that must be followed at all times. Failure to abide by the Bro Code will result in being banished to the dreaded Friendzone dimension, where you must navigate your way out using only your wits and charm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove that you have what it takes to be a true man among men!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperUK

    CraftyCreeperUK
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4841
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Crops Grown: 8221

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against a more dangerous variant of mobs! That’s right, forget about regular creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutated monsters that will keep you on your toes!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret underground base has been discovered on our server, filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading chaos wherever it goes. Will you be able to tame it and ride into battle like a true warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MolluskManiaCraft

    MolluskManiaCraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 7046
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have spiky fossils that show what early mollusks looked like!!! u can dig up these fossils and create your own army of prehistoric creatures to dominate the server!!! imagine riding a giant snail into battle or having a pet trilobite that shoots lasers out of its eyes!!! join now for a chance to uncover the secrets of the ancient world and become the ultimate fossil master!!! #prehistoricpvp #fossilpower #minecraftmadness

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HexArchon: The Server Where Even The Creepers Have Custom Outfits!

    HexArchon: The Server Where Even The Creepers Have Custom Outfits!
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9182
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 292 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Potions Brewed: 65 Underground Cities Explored: 1

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    HexArchon

    Overview

    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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    Gameplay Mechanics

    Feature Description
    Custom Mobs Over 200 unique custom mobs with different skills and behaviors
    Custom Items Various weapon types with unique abilities and upgrades
    Custom Enchants 240+ custom enchantments for different builds
    Dungeons Explore dungeons for exclusive loot and challenges
    Quests 180+ quests of varying difficulties and types
    Abilities Unlock and upgrade abilities with points
    Stats Upgrade 7 different stats for character boosts
    Auto Farms Ease farm management with auto farms

    Technical Details

    We prioritize server performance using top-of-the-line hardware:

    • CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    • RAM: 64GB
    • Storage: 2TB NVME SSD
    • Hosted on the US East Coast

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    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RebelCraft Minecraft Server

    RebelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8124
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the rejects go! But fear not, because God himself is smiling down on you today, giving you the chance to join our wacky world of chaos and hilarity.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks that shoot fireworks, or ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, or at the very least, the best prankster in town. So what are you waiting for? Join today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

    SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1318
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 174 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Alien Abductions: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Crops Grown: 5002 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Mythical Quests Completed: 33

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

    So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

    DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7298
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!

    Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).

    So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelBabyBash

    PixelBabyBash
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 1370
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 346
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Chimeras Created: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws demanding you attend a wedding right after giving birth.

    On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from pushy relatives and plan your own virtual weddings without any interference. Plus, we have a special “Destination Wedding” theme where you can travel 600 virtual miles away without ever leaving your computer!

    Join now and let off some steam by building a pixelated version of your mother-in-law and throwing her in a lava pit. It’s the perfect way to de-stress from real-life family drama. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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