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Characterize This Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Tired of boring old servers where characters are as flat as a pancake? Join our Minecraft server where our characters have more depth than the Mariana Trench! Our resident basketball player turned warrior princess is on a quest to find the legendary enchanted basketball hoop that will grant her unlimited power on the court. Join her on this epic journey filled with twists, turns, and slam dunks! Who needs character development when you can have basketball and magic? Join now and be part of the most hoop-tastic adventure in Minecraft history!

Why Wasting Time and Energy Complaining About Modern Shitty Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	259	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Votes:	7402
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of being bombarded with microtransactions and loot boxes in every game you play? Do you long for the good old days of gaming when you didn’t have to sell your soul to progress? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.

So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!

Kamala’s Philly Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the energy is so lit that even Kamala Harris would be jealous! Our rallies are so hype, you’ll feel like you’re taking down Little Donnie and his crooked friends with every block you break. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs politics when you can rule the virtual world with us? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Why Are Walkability And Public Transportation Incomprehensible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of trying to navigate the confusing world of walkability and public transportation in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only mode of transportation is riding pigs with jetpacks strapped to their backs!

Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.

But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!

Homestead Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ores Mined:	5106
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of the high prices of rural land? Do you dream of owning a homestead but your wallet is crying in agony? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the rural land your heart desires for FREE! That’s right, no need to break the bank, just break some blocks and claim your own piece of virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.

Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Crops Grown:	2649
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera in Gielinor!

Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.

Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Big Mooner’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3022	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crops Grown:	1520

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the moon is so big you can practically touch it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.

Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?

So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!

Why Java? Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crops Grown:	6346
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!

Autism Quest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	63
Villages Defended:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Potions Brewed:	130	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to play the game like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!