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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

assault prevention, Babes, blocky, bystander intervention, false accusation, Gaslighting, gender discrimination, heroism, injustice, legal system failure, Minecraft, Misogyny, Police Brutality, public shaming, rape, self defense, Server, sexual assault, social media backlash, street harassment, toxic masculinity, victim advocacy, victim blaming, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of being falsely accused of crimes you didn’t commit? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

We promise no crazy girls with AirPods will be screaming “RAPE” at you here. Just pure, unadulterated fun and creativity. Plus, if you happen to save someone from a car accident, we’ll actually believe you and not send you to jail.

So come join us and let’s build a world where women don’t call you a disgusting rapist freak fuck loser for simply trying to be a hero. Minecraft – where crazy accusations don’t exist, only endless possibilities!

MomFriendMysteryShop

arcade games, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Expenses, friendship, gas money, gift shop, Honesty, indoor amusement park, Kids, McDonalds, mom friend, MomFriendMysteryShop, MONEY, playdates, receipts, reimbursement, relationship, souvenirs, transparency, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	369
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride like no other? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as crazy as Emma asking for money for things that never happened! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun as you navigate through mysterious lands and uncover the truth behind where that $100 went. Will you find the missing arcade games? Will you uncover the secrets of the gift shop that never was? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Trust us, the twists and turns are worth every penny (or $100 in this case)!

SearchCraft Minecraft Server

2060, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, digital information, future predictions, future technology, futuristic world, google search, hypothetical scenarios, internet search, Minecraft, science fiction, search engine, SearchCraft, Server, speculative fiction, temporal anomaly, temporal experiment, temporal exploration, time displacement, Time Jump, time limit, time travel

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server will literally transport you into the future! Imagine mining for diamonds while flying around in a hovercraft, battling creepers with laser guns, and riding on robot unicorns.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to time travel to the year 2060 for just 10 minutes. And during that time, you get to make one Google search. Will you look up the winning lottery numbers? Or maybe find out who wins the Super Bowl? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)

Blocky Bedrock Banter

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward moments, awkward situations, banter, bedrock, blocky, Communication, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny stories, Honesty, inappropriate comments, INTIMATE, oversharing, Personal experiences, relationship mishaps, relationships, sex, sexual encounters, tmi, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mines Excavated:	4745	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of awkward moments in the bedroom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build and explore without any awkward interruptions! No more accidentally yelling out your ex’s name while mining for diamonds, or mistaking a creeper for your partner in the dark. On our server, you can focus on building the ultimate love nest without any embarrassing slip-ups. So come join us and leave those awkward moments behind!

KoreaCraft: Border Battle

battle, border, border conflict, cross-border incident, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean border skirmish, Korean conflict, Korean DMZ, Korean Peninsula, military confrontation, military escalation, military response, military standoff, military tension, North Korea, security measures, south korea, warning shots

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! south korea is firing warning shots at north korean soldiers who crossed the border! like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? come join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever see, because who needs creepers when you have real-life military conflicts happening right in front of you? join now for a truly explosive experience!

CraftySolutions

ABUSIVE, CHANGE, CraftySolutions, emotional satisfaction, Emotional support, Friend, Happiness, lack of support, LEAVING, Life, Loneliness, navigate, outside solution, Problems, pursue, seeking, SOLUTIONS, source of unhappiness, Spouse, Therapy, Waiting

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Ores Mined:	8130
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for your spouse to be whag you need, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We got all the emotional support you need, plus some crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your relationship drama.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, cheering you on! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your emotional baggage behind and join our server for a wild ride that will leave you laughing and forgetting all about your real-life problems. Happiness is just a block away!

CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research

AgeReducing, aging, anti-aging, biological age, caloric restriction, CaloricCraft, dietary intervention, funded, government funding, health, Lifestyle, Longevity, Ministry of Education, nutrition, research, research outcomes, Science, Singapore, Singaporean research, study, study findings, wellness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	266	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

CraftyCraic, Minecraft, Server, social media, social media advertising, social media analytics, social media branding, social media content, social media engagement, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media strategy, social media tips, social media tools, social media trends., social networking apps, social networking sites, social platforms, social-networking, socials

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party place for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic dance parties in the Nether, where the ghasts provide the beats and the piglins break it down like there’s no tomorrow. Want to test your parkour skills? Our End dimension is filled with floating platforms and Endermen cheering you on (or maybe they’re just mad you’re on their turf, who knows).

But wait, there’s more! Our overworld is home to the most fabulous pixelated fashion show you’ve ever seen. Strut your stuff in the latest diamond armor designs and watch out for creepers trying to steal the spotlight (literally).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Only on our server, baby! Join now and let the craziness begin!

MoonCraft Server: Where Sailor Scouts Mine & Fight!

1990s, action, Adventure, Anime, FANTASY, female empowerment, Fight, friendship, Girls, Japanese culture, Magical Girl, Manga, Mooncraft, Nostalgia, popular culture, princess serenity, romance, Sailor, sailor moon, Schoolgirls, scouts, Server, strong female characters, target demographic, teamwork, transformation sequences

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	9320
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on an epic adventure where you can fight evil forces alongside Sailor Moon and her squad of magical girls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret powers that only the bravest players can uncover. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll be granted one wish by the mystical Moon Crystal. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to turn all the creepers into cute kittens? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a magical, girl-powered experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Sailor Moon needs your help to save the Minecraft world!

YellCraft: Where Everyone Hears You Loud and Clear!

ableism, accessibility, clear, communication barriers, Deaf community, deaf culture, Disabilities, discrimination, hard of hearing, hearing aids, hearing challenges, hearing difficulties, hearing impairment, hearing loss, Hears, inclusion, loud, marginalized groups, misunderstood, sign language, social stigma, societal attitudes, unfair treatment, YellCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

HEY U, YEAH U! DO U LIKE MINECRAFT? DO U LIKE LAUGHING? THEN U GOTTA JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK!

IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GET A FREE PET CREEPER THAT FOLLOWS U AROUND AND EXPLODES WHEN U LEAST EXPECT IT! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS HAVE A 99% CHANCE OF DROPPING A DIAMOND BLOCK!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN OUR SERVER HAVE A 100% CHANCE OF FINDING A NETHER PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A SECRET DIMENSION FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE RIVERS AND CANDY TREES? YEAH, IT’S TRUE!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YELLING AT HARD OF HEARING PEOPLE IS ENCOURAGED HERE!