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LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

>20 years old, 10-20 years ago, 4chan, better, Boring, browsing, Communication, connectivity, cyber, Digital, Fun, homogeneous, information age, innovation, internet, LolCraft, Nothing new, ONLINE, social media, Surfing, Technology, virtual

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Backlash, Character, comedy, Community, controversy, criticism, discussion, Familiar, fanbase, FANTASY, forum, humor, internet, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, Otaku, roast, shitty, shouta magatsuchi, Shoutas, witch

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

back, Behavior, behaviorism, best behavior, blocky, control, CREEPERS, death, Find, find you, Life, McBlockface, mother nature, Nature, power, Rule The World, Ruling, Sleep, society, Turning, turning back, welcome, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Ride or Die Craft

Craft, Die, Ride

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

#revelation, Clarity, confusion, CREEPERS, doubt, epiphany, pondering, Questioning, realization, right, Saying, uncertainty, Understanding, Whoa, WhoaCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	1380
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, arknights, Babel, blocks, Caster Carnelian, Caster Passenger, CN Content, CraftyKnights, Defender Penance, Dorothy, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL, FUTURE JP, FUTURE KR, Galore, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Hoederer, JP Stream, Like Ending Like Death, lolz, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps Re-Edition, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Sniper Totter, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus, Supporter Stainless, The Front That Was, Valuable resources, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield Re-Edition, Witch Feast

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	9	Ores Mined:	4906

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

body shaming, bullying, Debunked, Debunking, double standards, equality, feminism, gender, insult, internet culture, Minecraft, Misogyny, online harassment, roastie, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

Anime, AnimeObsessionCraft, Boredom, Cultural, Curiosity, Entertainment, escapism, hobby, influence, Interest, Media, obsidian, obsure reason, peer pressure, Recommendation, Social, Started, storytelling, trend, Unconventional, Unique, waifus, Watching

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6707	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Votes:	3249	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

battle, blocky, Die, ends, ETERNAL, INFERNAL, KHOMANIAC, outcome, Royale.., War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Animals Bred:	46
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

Brit, British Art, british culture, British education, british entertainment, British fashion, british food, British History, British holidays, British landmarks, British language, British literature, British Monarchy, british music, British politics, British society, British sports, British technology, British traditions, meme, Minecraft, subject edition, TEAM, uk

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!