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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2323 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 1030 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!