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ExBlockParty Drama-Free Zone

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crops Grown:	4974	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any emotional abuse or narcissistic exes in sight!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as you explore our virtual world. Who needs real friends when you have a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to battle creepers than deal with toxic relationships.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, emotional pain, healing, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbreak recovery, heartbroken, hurt, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, relationships, Sadness, Server, Tears

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never have to hear those dreaded words again! Our server is so addictive and fun, your significant other will be begging you to spend more time with them just so they can play too. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make your ex instantly regret ever breaking up with you. So come join us and let’s show them what they’re missing out on!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!

AndesCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Andes, but without the deadly bus crash part! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers cryin’, it’s a party up in here!

One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!

F16BountyHunters

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Votes:	2016
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer a $170,000 bounty for the destruction of the first F-16 in Ukraine! why? because we like to spice things up and make things interesting! imagine the thrill of taking down a military aircraft while playing minecraft, it’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky form! plus, who wouldn’t want to win that sweet cash prize? join now and become a legendary F-16 destroyer in the world of minecraft!

Cluckin’ Chaos Server

alarm clocks, Animals, Chaos, chickens, Cluckin, commotion, daily routine, dawn chorus, early risers, emotions, feelings, funny, Human Behavior, humor, morning, Noisy, Poultry, relatable, scream, Server, Understanding, Wake Up, waking up

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

So, like, you know how chickens be wakin’ up and screamin’ in the mornin’, right? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even the chickens can’t handle it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party in the mines, man!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers. They don’t explode, they just start breakdancing with the llamas. It’s a sight to see, let me tell ya!

Oh, and did I mention the pigs? They wear sunglasses and ride around on saddled chickens like they’re some kind of biker gang. It’s wild, dude!

So, if you wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you see llamas breakdancing with creepers? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend!

CraftyRoads: Vision Zero LOLZ

Business growth, city planning, community impact, CraftyRoads, economic development, economic impact, infrastructure upgrades, local businesses, lolz, pedestrian safety, Public Safety, road maintenance, road safety, seattle, Small Businesses, traffic accidents, traffic congestion, traffic improvements, traffic regulations, transportation safety, Urban planning, vision, Vision Zero projects

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build roads safer than seattle after a wild taco truck rampage! our vision zero project is to make sure no more tacos are harmed in the making of our roads. join now to help us save the tacos and build the craziest minecraft city ever! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret taco dungeon hidden somewhere in the server… find it if you dare!

RetroMine Minecraft server

1.2.5, Minecraft, RetroMine, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5048
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Minecraft Server 1.2.5

65.21.9.198:25599

Procrastination SMP: For Players Who Keep Saying ‘I’ll Mine Tomorrow!’

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Community Focus	Building projects and multiplayer gameplay
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of the Minecraft server?

A: The main focus is on building projects and creating a friendly multiplayer community.

Q: Are there any specific rules that players must follow?

A: Yes, the server does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Players are expected to be respectful to others.

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: All members must join the discord server provided in the link above to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a specific theme or style of building on the server?

A: There are no specific themes or styles enforced, players are encouraged to be creative and build what they enjoy.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Remember that time you were just a wee little noob, trying to figure out how to jump in your first video game? Well, get ready to relive those glorious days on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as obsessed with building pixelated castles as you are.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, ready to challenge any player brave enough to take him on. Will you be the one to defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!