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Crafty Question Minecraft Server

2025, antisemitic, bsky, concept of questioning, controversy, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dogwhistle, Future, Hate Speech, Language, Minecraft, neonazi, Political, question.., Reply, Server, Slur, social media, Trump supporter, twitter, Words

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	703

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can question everything without fear of being labeled as a neonazi trump supporter? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild ride where asking questions is not only allowed, but encouraged. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to questioning everything from the meaning of life to why creepers explode. And don’t worry, we promise not to call you antisemitic for simply using the word ‘question’ or a simple ‘?’.

So why wait? Join our server now and start questioning the world around you in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Minecraft that will blow your mind!

French Are So Cool Minecraft SMP

Cool, French, French art, French attitude, French charm, french chic, french cuisine, French Culture, french elegance, french fashion, French History, French Identity, French influence, french language, french lifestyle, french music, French people, French sophistication, French style, French trends, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6157
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Do you want to join the most baguette-tastic Minecraft SMP out there? Well, look no further because we have a whole bunch of French players who are so cool, they make the Eiffel Tower jealous! Join us for some croissant-fueled adventures and build your very own Minecraft masterpiece while sipping on some fine French wine (in-game, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our resident French player once built a replica of the Louvre out of diamond blocks – now that’s fancy! So come join us and experience the joie de vivre of our French-inspired Minecraft world. Vive la France!

Crafty Guilty Gear Minecraft Server

ARC System Works, Bugfix Patch 1.41, Crafty, deflect shield OS tech, dev backyard, fighting games, frame data, Frame Data Display, Gear, Glicko-2 ratings, Glossary, Guilty, guilty gear, lobbies, Major Patch 1.40, Minecraft, Nintendo Switch Edition, potato mod, Queen Dizzy Starter Guide, r/, replay uploaders, Server, Soundtracks, Strive mods, system mechanics, XRD

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Buildings Constructed:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have upcoming tournaments that will blow your mind! We’re talking about battles that will make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. And if that’s not enough, we have events like the Arc World Tour 2024 – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Our resources are top-notch, with a main wiki that’s more informative than a villager trading guide. And our player ratings? Let’s just say they’re so accurate, they make the compass jealous. Plus, we have fighting game glossaries that will make your head spin faster than a whirlpool trap.

And if you’re into mods, we’ve got ’em! From Potato Mod that turns your pickaxe into a spud, to Frame Data Display that will make your enemies cry like a baby zombie. And don’t even get us started on the Queen Dizzy Starter Guide – it’s a must-watch for any aspiring Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any accidental PvP mishaps. See you in the game, slashers! #503246723

Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP

10. modeling, 11. debut, 12. youthful appearance, 13. controversial, 14. age representation, 15. marketing strategy, 16. Branding, 17. industry standards, 18. appearance, 19. image, 2. re-debuting, 20. reflection., 3. model, 4. 14 year old, 5. boy, 6. Regret, 7. Decision-making, 8. sexy, 9. fashion, Minecraft, smp, year, year anniversary

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3725	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a prank war that never seems to end.

Our server is also home to the infamous “14-year-old boy model incident,” where one player accidentally chose a model that made them look like a teenager. The drama that ensued was so ridiculous, it became the stuff of legend.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your sides hurt.

Africa’s Dumb Girl Minecraft Server

Adventure, Africa, AFRICAS, beauty, continent, culture, discovery, Diversity, dumb, Dumb girl, education, empowerment, Experience, Exploration, girl, ignorance, International, Minecraft, misconceptions, prejudice, relationships, Safari, Server, Stereotypes, travel

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go bananas? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret portal that will transport you straight to Africa where you can find a nice dumb girl to play Minecraft with! Who wouldn’t want to team up with a dumb girl in Africa, am I right? Plus, our server has a pet elephant that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!” So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

The Holy Grail of Minecraft SMP MMOs

FANTASY, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, GRAIL, HOLY, holy grail, immersive gameplay, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, mmos, multiplayer, next level gaming, online adventure, Online Community, online gaming, online interaction, Online Universe, role playing, smp, video games, virtual world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare flower or a new cow? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a block of dirt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Tora Dora Minecraft Server

5 days remain, Anime, binge-worthy, Character development, comedy, countdown, Dora, emotional, friendship, high school, japanese animation, light novel adaptation, love story, Minecraft, Popular Anime, romance, Ryuuji Takasu, school life, Server, slice of life, Taiga Aisaka, Tora, toradora, Tsundere

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs. But be warned, this chicken is guarded by a pack of evil zombie cows who are not afraid to throw rotten flesh at you!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers? Get your groove on while dodging exploding dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking the hidden treasure of the Nether realm. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just remember, only 5 days remain until the chaos begins!

20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Star Shards Collected:	68	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’d rather absorb 20 million Mexicans into your empire than deal with 20 million Central and South Americans – trust us, it’s a whole new level of chaos and fun. Our server is filled with crazy characters, epic quests, and more drama than a llama in a minecart. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

YLYL Minecraft Server

Can’t spell black without ACK, Chuckle, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, meme, Minecraft, rofl, Server, viral, Witty, ylyl

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ores Mined:	4385
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of the blocky world! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Black ACK, a mysterious creature that roams the land spreading chaos and confusion wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Black ACK, you’ll gain untold powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Remember, you can’t spell black without ACK – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Frontier, Game platform, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Room code, slayer, smp, society, Steam Deck, Sunbreak, vg play

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with monster hunting, armor set searches, and insane weapon trailers that will blow your mind!

Imagine facing off against giant monsters in the world of Minecraft, using your skills to take them down and collect rare loot. Our server is so wild, it’s like a crossover between Monster Hunter and Minecraft, where anything is possible!

But that’s not all, we also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, as well as databases to help you on your monster hunting journey. And if you’re wondering where /vg/ plays, look no further because we’ve got all the info you need to jump into the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where the monsters are big, the loot is epic, and the adventures are endless! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate monster hunter of the server and earn bragging rights among your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the monster hunting begin!