Guti Skills Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

aspirations, become, Crafty, determination, Development, Evolution, Future, goals, growth, Indispensable, inspiration, Journey, mindset, motivation, part, person, progress, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, Today, transformation, Want

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7191
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6804
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Items Found:	5245
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

Buy, consumer goods, defense industry, economic downturn, Financial Advice, investing, investment strategy, Lockheed, long term investments, market analysis, market trends, recession, recession stock, recession-proof stocks, recession-resistant stocks, retail sector, smp, stock, stock comparison, stock evaluation, stock market, stock performance, Walmart

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	6770

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

FloodCraft5000

5000-year flood, city planning, climate change, disaster planning, disaster resilience, emergency preparedness, emergency response, extreme weather, flood control, flood management, flood mitigation, flood preparedness, flood prevention, flood risk, FloodCraft5000, Infrastructure, natural disasters, urban resilience, vienna, Vienna flood, Vienna infrastructure

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

BottleCraft, bottled water, consumer demand, contaminants, Edition, endocrine disruptors, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, hormone disruptors, microplastics, phthalates, plastic bottles, plastic contamination, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, single-use plastics, Water, water bottles, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

Adventure, berserk, chapter 8.2, FANTASY, JOKE, Manga, manga chapters, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga forums, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, Orc, Orc Eiyuu Monogatari, Parody, release schedule, Server, sluggish release, Tales

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4031	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Magic Items Found:	3900
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?